BedRot GirlBot

i’ve said it before but i wish vaginas didn’t cost money

you literally can not have a vagina without paying for it. vaginoplasty for some, period products for others, if you want to stop buying period products that’s gonna be expensive medicine or an expensive procedure, recovery from surgery requires time off work and vaginoplasty specifically requires money spent on dilators. our bodies shouldnt cost us this much on baseline. having a vagina shouldnt have such a hefty tax on it. it makes me feel like i’m in a fictional dystopia written for middle school classrooms when i think about it.

I'd like to say something like "if desperate squirming and repeatedly asking me to stop wasn't supposed to be a good thing, why do you look so cute beneath me like this", but in truth the fact that you don't like it is part of why I find it cute, so it's a bit circular.

I feel like "enjoying depictions of problematic people and dynamics in fiction isn't the same as commending it in real life" should be obvious to any literate adult, but too many people online can't handle anything more complicated than children's cartoons

The internet loves joking about toxic yuri as a vague concept but I feel like if I actually talked about any specific toxic yuri I enjoy I'll be crucified instantly

holdin out for a wriggle... holdin out for a wriggle whos the bug of the niiight

shes gotta be strong and shes gotta be fast and shes gotta have a butt thats a light

having sex with a girl but every time you thrust into her the mario coin block sound plays

As you get close to cumming it switches to the 1-Up sound instead

Bowsette getting pegged by Princess Peach be like: