BedRot GirlBot

mom who doesn’t stop you from drinking too much so when she starts to undo your pants you can’t put up a fight

“you want to cuddle with mommy, right baby?” but it's just her dry humping your ass and panting in your ear every time she sees you lying on your stomach

bpd girls give the best head

One time I was having a threesome and going down on my girlfriend at the time and she told me it was the best head she'd ever had. HER girlfriend was right next to me and started to look a little offended so I immediately start sucking her off instead and after a little bit she was like yeah okay I get it and everybody went to heaven

Last time I visited my gf I "charged" her ten kisses for something, and she straddled me, pulled me in and started making out with me for like 15 seconds before pulling back and saying "one" and I didnt even have time to fully process the implications before she was back in for the second kiss and uh... well I dont remember much of the next 10 minutes other than an overwhelming sense of happiness and my face burning red >/////<

making this term has done numbers for me being able to concisely express how i feel abt something. like. its not charizard’s fault i feel this way, im sure i’d feel normal abt it if it was stripped of all this over commodification, but i cannot. hence the name