Thesis: I have a boner, so I should jerk off
Antithesis: I can't jerk off rn bc my girlfriend is gonna be here at any minute
Synthesis: I have a boner, so I should use my girlfriend's body to jerk off with

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Thesis: I have a boner, so I should jerk off
Antithesis: I can't jerk off rn bc my girlfriend is gonna be here at any minute
Synthesis: I have a boner, so I should use my girlfriend's body to jerk off with

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I wonder what its like being in a doggirl x doggirl relationship.
I guess i'll never know cause i'm not a dog.
the girls...
so hard to find a decent exorcist these days :/

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Jasmine Vine, lead programmer of Hollow Knight & Silksong just transitioned!! I'm so happy for her!❤️🏳️⚧️
her bluesky header & icon are so cute too 🥰
"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?
thy mother
Art thou for fucking real
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I really need to do more studying and write an essay on how Americanism is a genuine folk religion which reveres capital and the vague concept of “the free market” as a god of providence to be pleased in order to lead a prosperous life, also that the founding fathers are prophetic, perhaps even messianic figures who basically gave birth to this god through the revolutionary war, and that the vast majority of conservative Christians in America revere capital more than the god they claim to serve in an ironic sort of golden calf situation.
I think you’re just stupid, bro
Apotheosis of Washington
1800–1802 John James Barralet
There is a trend amongst depictions of the founding fathers to show them as literal christ figures, a trend that started very early in the nation’s life.
I’d also like to point out Washington & Lincoln Apotheosis, artist unknown, about 1865, the same year as lincoln’s assasination
The personification of America in the form of Columbia, a goddess of both the land and the concepts that America tends to inhabit. A pre-anime Hetalia. She was often used in depictions of Manifest Destiny, a religions ideal that stated that America, by God’s will, must go from coast to coast.
American Progress by, John Gast, 1872. Note the indigenous people cast in literal darkness, away from the light. The religions deification of America relies upon colonialism and white supremacy
Like, there are actual studies on this stuff. Look up “American civil religion” if you’re struggling for search terms. Or “American founder worship.”
also worth noting the vatican lists americanism as a specific official heresy. so even beyond the mountains of scholarship on the religion of americanism from various religious & secular perspectives, the roman catholic church itself officially recognises it as a religious heresy in the general region of idolatry that can be used in official church courts as grounds for excommunication. and it’s a religious view that’s drilled into americans so aggressively that to them it seems perfectly natural, whereas to most of the rest of the world ‘america’ seems more like a terrifying mind control cult than a country. this has led to large swathes of american catholics being members of a different religion than that of all the worlds other catholic populations and is a big part of how they became the closest thing to a pan-catholic in-joke, a global laughing stock if you will
Bioshock Infinite wasn’t ideal but making this subtext into text was probably one of the better things it did. Real interesting vibe, and they didn’t have to work hard to get there.
I’d like to remind everyone that Mormonism is a form of this “Americanism”
Also. There is never a moment to hand it to the Catholics, they’re also colonial bastards.
Under no circumstances is catholocism, or the pope, “based”

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I think there's something in the water in Lumiose idk
Daughter who never stopped kissing her mom goodnight, even though she's in her 20s now. They both know it's a bit weird, but mom doesn't mind. She thinks it's cute, and she could never refuse affection from her sweet daughter after all.
Daughter who starts asking for more kisses throughout the day. Her mom is a bit surprised at first, but it makes her so happy that her daughter wants her affection, so she's more than willing to oblige.
Daughter whose kisses start to linger a bit longer. Only by a tiny bit at first, barely even noticeable. But over time, little by little, they go from brief innocent pecks to spending several seconds in a close embrace with their lips pressed against each other. By the time her mom starts to notice, it's become so normalized that she doesn't think much of it. After all, she thinks, this is still a normal amount of intimacy between mother and daughter, right?
Daughter who cuddles up to her mom while they're watching TV together, and positions herself in her mom's lap so she has easy access to kiss her whenever she wants. Her mom teases her about it at first, but ultimately grows to enjoy the arrangement, and finds it quite comforting to be so close with her daughter.
Daughter who occasionally starts slipping a little tongue into her kisses. Her mom thinks she's imagining it at first. After all, there's no way her own daughter would want to be with her like that... right? Before she knows it, though, she's regularly full on making out with her daughter. She knows this is crossing some sort of line, bordering on incest even, but... it clearly makes her daughter happy. Sure, it's a bit... unconventional... but what's the harm in it really?
Daughter who starts feeling up her mom's body while they kiss. Again, it starts off fairly innocent, letting her hands wander gently along her mom's back and sides. It's not long, though, before she gets more adventurous and starts groping her mom's breasts and ass as well. Her mom is hesitant at first. Mothers and daughters aren't supposed to be doing this, right? But... how can something that makes her and her daughter feel so good possibly be wrong? She gently reciprocates her daughter's touches, eliciting endless adorable desperate whimpers in response.
Daughter whose kisses no longer end at "goodnight". Now she follows her mom back into the bedroom. They undress, and she pushes her mom onto the bed and continues kissing. No longer is there any facade of sweet innocent mother-daughter kisses. Now her kisses are desperate and ravenous.
Daughter who starts kissing down her mom's neck, evoking soft moans as she continues down mom's collarbone to her voluptuous chest. Her soft lips plant countless kisses all over mom's breasts, before finally landing on a nipple. She takes it in her mouth and begins to suck on it as she gently kneads mom's other boob with her hand. Her mom moans deeply and strokes her daughter's hair as she plays with her tits.
Daughter whose lips depart from mom's breast and continue the trail of kisses down her abdomen, pausing just above her clit. Mischievously, she teases her mom, circumnavigating her sex and planting kisses around her inner thighs. Her mom whimpers uncontrollably as the kisses approach her hot wet center. She watches in anticipation as her daughter pauses in midair, her breath across her mother's swollen, sensitive pussy lips causing mom to shudder, before finally, she dives in.
Mom who can't stop herself from crying out in pleasure as her daughter makes out with her needy lower lips. Any last shred of care for what's "proper", what mother and daughter "shouldn't" do, vanishes, powerless to her daughter's ministrations. Her daughter, as she senses that mom is approaching her climax, focuses her lips and tongue on mom's clit and begins fucking her pussy with two fingers. Mom's cries become louder and louder, until her daughter curls her fingers up to hit her g-spot, sending her screaming past the finish line. As she comes down from the high, her daughter pulls away and comes up to kiss her, flooding her mouth with the sweet taste of her own juices. They both make each other cum several more times that night, losing track of exactly how many. Inevitably, though, exhaustion eventually brings their play to an end, and they resign themselves to slumber.
Daughter who nestles into her mom's embrace as she drifts off to sleep in the afterglow. Her mom looks down at her and smiles. She silently chuckles for a moment as a thought crosses her mind. Despite how much her daughter has grown up, despite turning her own mother into such a needy, perverted slut and making her cum so many times, she's now curled up in her mother's arms, just like a little baby. They both know it's a bit weird, but mom doesn't mind. She thinks it's cute, and she could never refuse affection from her sweet daughter after all.
Acting like society has at all addressed or even contemplated transmisogyny for even a moment is a fucking joke.
Just continuing the hate train on this poor girl, which if she was talking about how misogynistic classic horror movies are against cissexual women, everyone would be lauding her for having the guts to stand up and say something.
“I’m not trying to be mean” No, but you are being transmisogynistic. Because she (op) *is* right, these conversations are not had outside of transfem spaces, and trans women everywhere have to sit in silence while y’all praise sotl, rhps, whatever the fuck. You know for a fact you are not discussing how these classic horror films harm trans women. For fucks sake, you probably don’t even know what transmisogyny is.
No one outside of trans women is ready to have a conversation about transmisogyny.
getting drunk and commenting 'where's her thingie' on every art of kikuri i see
lets not kid ourselves we all know she wouldnt be able to afford bottom surgery
i think she would wake up with a huge hangover and go to take a piss and it would just. be gone
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.

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