BedRot GirlBot

reblog to slap op with some paper in the wind

hey why aren’t you groping me? do you hate me?

I want a game that uses Disco Elysium's same insanely well crafted narrative system and wonderful writing but it's about a young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbor's cat in a small village in the Alps, and also Measurehead is there.

that kitty really went

It’s actually so fascinating watching its eyes expand and dilate

MILF-coded robot who goes "ara-ara.wav, you wouldn't want to debug an analog model like me..."

lesbian mom who gets, like, WAY too excited when their daughter comes out as a girl. who tells her that they always wanted a daughter anyways with an oddly intense and hungry stare and hugs her a little too long and too close, and insists on going out clothes shopping and picks out oddly skimpy girly clothes (and insists on changing together too!). who keeps eying up and making inappropriate comments about their girl's growing curves once she goes on hormones, maybe even copping a few feels "just to check". they get way more touchy and affectionate with their daughter than they ever were before, and the daughter could swear they're eying her hungrily... but surely they're just being a supportive mom...