What a lovely day, right?

I think if ladies gave me a chance they'd discover that I'm not just an awkward strange guy, but also a highly neurotic basket case whose hangups make him very difficult to deal with in a romantic context

We were correct as children btw it sucks so hard that pokemon aren't real. It's the worst thing ever.

ditching cgi gore for practical effects isn't enough we need to bring back putting glitter in it

excessive gore in horror needs to make a return like im not even joking

What do you believe in now?

self preservation through love

chupacapra

Chupacabra as well

Lose the Human Form.

mike’s hard past couple of months

authorized fucking creature. raise it to glory

I go outside regularly

no you don't

okay fine I go outside weirdly

guy looking up "i think i like men" on his phone immediately after losing a fight with another man

me and the wretched bitch i pulled by being the bringer of terror untold