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remember when halsey badlands was like thee music of all time and listening to it felt like being some kind of god in a really vibrant sexy urban fantasy novel or was that just me

I truly am obsessed with how Knives Out was like. Hello Daniel Craig, man who has spent the past two decades of his career being alternately beaten up and objectified playing an action hero with no personality. Would you like to please put on a shirt and an incomprehensible vaguely Texan accent and flex your character acting dark comedy muscles as well as your pecs for a while. And he's like BOY WOULD I and they made a work of art. Also love that they put Chris Evans in sweaters. Get your beefcakes then dress them nice make them soft and give them some bonkers character work to do it's what cinema needs more of

life is very simple you see. the goal is to look at good things (your personal email which contains tracking info on your packages) and not look at bad things (your work email that contains evil messages)

i was wondering what was wrong with this picture.... then I realized there was no blue filter

this is so fucking funny bruh I’m physically crying bc I forgot smeyer needed her self-insert to be so not-like-other-girls that not even her kid could be complimented more highly than her by her own damn parents sjsjggzksndhxkdjdbshsissks

I am never going to get over the fact that Carlisle Cullen’s “physical” age was 23. twenty. fucking. three. when I was 23, a lot of people still thought I was like 18. Nobody respects you when you’re 23. I get he’s old as balls and so maybe during the fucking restoration he could get away with pretending to be a legitimate doctor but who the fuck walks into forks fucking general hospital, sees a beautiful infant in a lab coat, and thinks: ah yes, I trust this yellow eyed child actor to not kill me. this is a whole ass adult with who definitely went to medical school and super isn’t a theater major who conned his way into this job.

i can’t stop thinking about this. who in their right mind would look at a 23-year-old and his equally young wife and go yeah, those tall children should be in charge of high schoolers. they are absolutely emotionally capable of raising 6 teenagers. 18-year-olds absolutely respect their authority. there is no chance of a mutiny at cullen mansion. everything is fine.