Carnivore Chaperone

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to put no effort into my appearance

now the healing can begin.

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

the eyes of someone who just vomited carry a vulnerable acceptance to grief only known in portraits of saints

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems