Philtatos

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

you'd think that "inhuman thing that isn't a person but speaks like a person and talking to it will slowly drive you mad" would only be found in folktales and fables and so on. but no. chatgpt

the world has ended so many times but the tree is still here and so are we

FUCK YEAH GO CANADA!!!

REBLOG TO LITERALLY SAVE A LIFE

I lost weight when I went on my medication initially because it made me very sick and when I told people that was why, more than a couple would say stuff like “I wish I could get some of that” like you want a weird disorder that is awful and to be violently ill? just to be skinnier?

More proof that the ideal of thinness never had anything to do with health.

if you're ever playing a game on your phone and you get one of those merge game ads and wonder "who's playing all these stupid merge games??" its me. i am. and ill play it obsessively for weeks then never touch it again eventually deleting it off my phone until i find the next one

Learning this was an intentional genocide changed me.

have you heard of this spray that makes you see hair on your face that is otherwise invisible so you can shave it with a dull plastic razor that comes in a 20 pack which will be on this planet for hundreds of years??? buy. have you heard of this single use sheet masks that does nothing different than a normal mask and you have to wear it overnight (it will come off) and on flights (you look crazy)??? buy. have you heard of this camera that makes you see your greasy scalp (normal) and dead skin (also normal) up close so you can purchase a treatment for hundreds of dollars and/or exfoliating scrub containing particles that are going down your drain and straight into the sea???? buy. have you heard of this special plastic gadget that

it’s sooo crazy be because like…slow down you are doing fine….and vienna rly does wait for you btw

What a lad

I LOVE his buddy who stands behind him to be his extra leg when he does the jive like they have CLEARLY COORDINATED THAT BEFORE

I missed it at first, but his buddy who does the leg movement doesn't have an arm, so the guy without a leg does the arm movement for him. They ABSOLUTELY have done this before lol