Blease Enjóy

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if this means you’re horny or something i swear to fucking god

no god fucking please

my brain just went “with the un-woke-inator i can cancel everyone in the tri-state area" 

Ah, Perry the Platypus! What an unexpected surprise! And by that, I mean completely expected! You see, Perry the Platypus, when I was a child, I had a stan accoun

oops! i’m delightful

i wish I had that kinda self confidence, wizardjpeg. we could all learn a thing or two from you

thanks. i can shut down each of my organs through “power of will” alone

not to be a lesbian on main but I want to be in the Old West and make meals for the cowhands when they come home and when the toughest most badass cowgirl comes to grab her serving I look at her calloused hands and see a deep gash so I immediately go bandage her up even though she protests it’s just a scratch and I rip off some of my petticoat to make a bandage and she looks away blushing and as I tie it firmly around the wound I tell her she has to be more careful because it would be a damn shame to lose those hands of hers around here and she blushes again but she maintains eye contact this time and keeps her hand in mine and softly says “yes ma’am”

they also steal water from people

i lov goofy boys thats so my type

Gawrsh a-hyuck