Something Smart & Witty

A common theme in science fiction is that if you're in space, don't trust a corporation. And Earth is in space

@caresscoffee

people are always like “i have face blindness but i’m good with names” or “im terrible with names but i never forget a face” well baby idk how to tell u this but i am . bad at both.

yesterday i didn’t recognize my coworker bc he was wearing a purple shirt and im used to him wearing all black

my husband put on a wig, in front of me, and i immediately got distressed and mad because it looked like a stranger was in our house and my ape brain wanted to attack

I once accidentally filled in a form using my internet name, went "that's not right", realised I didn't remember my legal name, panicked, and started filling it in with the names of everyone in my lab in order until I stumbled on the name that I recognised as being used for me.

every time my coworker took off his hat I'd think he was a completely different person and I'd be like, "shipping got a new guy?" and without fail people would say, "no, he's just not wearing his hat" and then I'd feel really stupid for the day because it's just a hat

Paging @gothiccharmschool !

FUZZY BABY!!!

interview with the masquerade

vampire: the vampire

Thank you. I hope everybody thinks this