attack jester

when the blackberry bushes have thorns to discourage mammals from monopolizing the consumption of their fruits and encourage birds to spread their seeds but they don’t know that the mammal in question is ME #notdiscouraged

#ow

#stuck

bad media will piss you off good media will heal your soul bad media that couldve been good will ruin your life forever

I've regularly done stuff that warrants adjectives like "daft" and "senseless", but some day I hope to rise as high as "harebrained" – or even, in my most fanciful flights of ambition, "preposterous".

you won't believe the weather we've been getting [remembers to avoid giving away my location] the sky was turned to darkness and the moon to blood, and the stars fell from the heavens.

once i write this book that lives in my head that has no ending or solid plot it’s over for all of you

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

wow you have dogshit taste (remembers im trying to be nicer to people who like different things) uh i mean, it's beautiful how the breadth of human experience is so wide it encompasses those with good taste and those with dogshit taste

something that’s both infuriating and hilarious about harrow the ninth is that it becomes so difficult to differentiate the realities of canaan house from the byproducts of harrow’s lobotomy for two reasons that have absolutely no right to exist simultaneously: harrow has brain damage and gideon is allergic to locking in. what actually happened? which details from harrow’s perspective are just things gideon simply didn’t pay a lick of attention to, and which details are absolute horseshit made up in the aftermath of the great lesbian grief of harrowhark the first? someone needs to save them from themselves

There’s also the fact that Harrow is like, SUPER possessed too. So, which details were there, which details did Harrow’s mind conjure in its grief filled flailing, and which details are the esteemed Commander Awake Remembrance Of These Valiant Dead Kia Hua Ko Te Pai Snap Back To Reality Oops There Goes Gravity looking at all this zombie bullshit and feeling a deep need to break shit?

Getting kicked off love island for trying to poison the men

pillows have stopped having a cold side some time ago