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shitswiftiessay

also, its sister tweet:

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How could you forget:

galacticism

slushi-chan

Had to add this gem

therobotmonster

Pouring one out for Poison Junior.

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fall-the-season

@carbon-monoxide-detector hey friend, can you check it here?

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pennyroyald

If guy chance thevzknbiebhorobken. Then mskebsu te tobesrd them off entity the vrémkfffffgddfddddjdjdfjh457urdu7u

pennyroyald

I do not remember writing this

the-straight-guy-of-tumbir

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evilwizard

My Wizard Academy Dropout Ex-Nemesis’s Super Secret Second Life As A Cat: Will He Break The Curse Or Lose All Nine Lives In The Dungeon Tower Playing As A Noob Even Though We Already Found The Overload’s Dark Sword—With A Romantic Prince Inside Who’s Fated To Kill The Antihero! But Wait—That’s Me?? My Second Chance… This Time With The Power Of The Lost Emperor’s Pet Lion’s Dad On My Side! With Vampires!! In Modern Day France??!

un-undeadwizard

Great Wizard, please have your tower checked for any leaks of dangerous chemicals. I fear that you might be affected by the infamous "carbon monoxide"

evilwizard

My Tower Got Filled With Carbon Monoxide And Now I Can Only Communicate Via Manwha Titles! (BL)

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doggiewoggiez

9gag and 4chan should combine into 13chag. that way no ga wooby shaba na ragunga stolen and we would hooba gooba the dean nean

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evilvillain123456789

oomf blocked me on everything and called me a "conniving afab eunuch" because she thinks i goaded her into an unhinged, conspiratorial anti-vax rant on telegram and then posted it to a sideblog without cropping out her pfp. first of all the whole thing wasn't even my call, i was being ridden by a walk-in spirit which entered my body years ago (basically i was caught in a rain storm in the heath and sheltered an ancient dolmen where the bones of a wise man were interred) second of all take your fucking meds lmfaoooo

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jame7t

Scientists have discovered a brand new smell

kuromi-hoemie

exceptionerroralex

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bug with a mug

tiny bug with a mug

:(

@orca-detector can you make sure

orca-detector

hmmmmmm

marylandaccountx3

aw damnit

@shark-detector any?

shark-detector

nope :(

marylandaccountx3

uh uhm

@carbon-monoxide-detector ??? 😭

carbon-monoxide-detector

No carbon monoxide here (that's good)

queer-as-city-folk

Fire Safety codes are overrated, I should be able to put 17 wood burning ovens in a room with no air-conditioning or chimneys

a-sentient-cup

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btc-official-deactivated2024071

me: biusness is boomin baby haha its good to be da king

fleet of bulldozers: leveling a middle class neighborhood to make room for a Homunculous Factory so i can make living soyjak flesh caricatures of my various enemies

femboy secretary: um, miss boss lady~ the hoa president is on line 1, what do i doooo~ #196 #r/196 #196campfire

HALF LIGHT [Trivial: Success] - KILL HER KILL HER FUCKING KILL HER

me: okay tell her to fuck off. andthen put her thriugh anyway so ican also tell her tofuck off

giant lit cigar sitting on my desk, growing big cartoon lips: you better pick me up and gimme a kiss soon sugar… i’m burnin’ up over here and i can’t control myself much longer…

desk (sentient): whoah! is it getting HOT in here or is it just me?

“Objectum Nagito Komaeda”, my bit character that accidentally developed into a tulpa: it’s just my worthless opinion, but… i think you should fuck them both until they get pregnant!

D.A.R.E. lion appearing from the growing cloud of cigar smoke like mufasa: a-ok, dudette! put that ciggy out however you want, even if its with your splooge! cause it’s rad to be yourself, as long as yourself supports the war on drugs!

impact font meme caption over my head counting down to my death at all times: (starts going down really fast for some reason)

Realtor Kiryu (miles away in the comfort of his own home): eeyikes! i hope that strange woman from earlier Dame Da Knows the office i sold her is Baka Mi airTight!

taszzer

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luetta

guy friend i think would look good as a slutty pink haired girl: hey how goes it

me: [tired, non-answer response]

acquaintance: mmhmmsame- wait, how the fuck did you just say a semicolon out loud

the ghost of my friend's foreboding father, appearing out of thin air to flick him in the back of the head: it's called a square bracket you worm. sigh... you disappoint me even in the beyond, son. did you know that, after you die, it's just an endless field of flowers? you can garden and plant new ones, or rip them up, or just admire the beauty. but you won't do any of that, son, because you have no soul. i knew i was right to leave the jade goblet to your sister. shimmers and disappears

me, seizing the opportunity: so imagine there was this magical button you could press...

twospiritstooprideful

Hey, um, OP? Check your carbon monoxide detector please

thexie-and-stars

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p3terpaan

this type of heavy goot is called the ceurow geurow schkrunenow ! it seems like its hangin in the heavy goot but really its ermen and germen by the twiggledangs and the hevygeurt! and really you can put on top in the snatin! you can put a heavy baten on that heavy satens, you can even put this mother fuckin ceurow on that! but make sure it aint too erndang because you dont want the circumferen cables to pot this ceurow and you can get this at www.heavygootcluegoo and if you wanted to order this nahin, you can order it on the phone too, heabygoot! all you gotta do is dial 1-800-goonowswishmashma-jiggletangtwiggleagoo. if you want that in anglish, thats 1-800-555-2278 on that jiggleyang smasmaha goorang jiggalabang heavy goot get this right now, goot! its called the swizzlegang 22000 ornjang hahebu

abyxdev

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arcane-strangeness

woah! It’s a Hazardous Fucking Substance! :O ⬇️

⚠️🧪⚠️!

🏃 <- guy running away (from the hazardous fucking substance)

🕳️ 🏃<- NOOOOO MY HOLY FUCKING SHIT

This man couldn’t escape the hazardous fucking substance. Millions die this way each day. But with yuour heleep. wee cabn sdtob te chumicael. webh yuoiup hell hae heee hhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhh…

…🚬📡 <- smoke alarm (there was no smoke alarm emoji)

🐒 <- monkey (there was, however, a monkey emoji)

-duet partner

hey mind if i check your home for a gas leak

arcane-strangeness

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subjectverb

mettaton does NOT sound like an angel name. thats that gay robot from undertale!!!!

subjectverb

what do you mean mettatron is the robot

subjectverb

wait. mettaton

luketrton

i didnt mean to add that

chickenpoxfordinner

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inber

sad they give tissue boxes plastic labia folds but no clitoris

cipheramnesia

I'm begging everyone to get their flu shots

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