Carpe Noctem

i need to get into cars

they have doors which help with this

momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends

#Tits moderate firm yet jiggly like a third kind of tofu

#community

I love how varied and universally weird the circumstances for making lifelong friendships are. Here's this guy I accidentally messaged once and I could not imagine my life without them now. Here's this girl I was so scared of when I met her, I would kill for her and remind her to rest on the regular. Here's this other guy we have so much in common we used to joke we were the same person in different timelines. It took us years to meet in person and I attended his wedding. There are also people who entered my life in absolutely unremarkable ways but changed it forever for the better. It's wonderful how easy it is to find people to love.

This is the best post I have ever written, read the notes and be blessed by loving your friends magic

my boomer trait is that I’m never going to download tiktok. if you send me a tiktok that I can’t watch in my internet browser, I’m not watching it

save: floppy disk -> up your ass

Do not the floppy disk up your ass!

this app is so fun because it feels like majority of my mutuals are like a decade older than me and it don’t even matter. yeah i just graduated high school and yeah you got kids and a mortgage unc but in the club we all just holding hands and giggling about neil jostens fuckass haircut and i think thats beautiful