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YA books: There are 2 boys, the protagonist girl HAS to date one, but how can she choose? They are so incredibly different in every way!

The boys:

liminalspacetime

He literally has a twin brother but the implication here is much funnier

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If homophobes weren't so awful to LGBT people, then maybe we'd be happier.

covington-shenanigans

parakavka

柴犬ふう太 on X: “起きてきた柴ドリル https://t.co/y1Uui9lvNX” / X

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luffy-addict-author

depsidase

liberalsarecool

Corporate greed is inflating prices, not labor.

corvidcall

i think stand up is the most autism form of comedy (complimentary)

corvidcall

oh, your job is to go around, repeating the same anecdotes with the exact same cadence and pacing and delivery in the hopes of getting a consistent reaction from groups of strangers? damn and here i was doing it for free like a chump

lordworm

Reblog to make it die faster

chilewithcarnage

chaotic-hypnotic-erotic

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

mandy-lane

BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

turtlegirlave

Not a Barbie, not a Ken, but a secret third thing (Allan)

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qandgay

i was talking with a friend and i mentioned the term "pillow princess", and we started talking about like. opposite terms. what i meant by that was more along the lines of "service top", but he took that to mean just like, the boy version.

he just started dropping names: blanket boy, duvet dude, mattress man. fitted sheet fucker. boxspring boy. headboard hunk. he just kept GOING

kactusnz

pillow princess looking for matching headboard hunk :3

commander-diomika

But WHO is doing the WORK

kactusnz

#Are they just lying next to eachother?!?#😂😂

YES we are just holding hands and we are each holding like a cool rock or something with our other hands. like otters.

derinthescarletpescatarian

Barbie marriage

only-tiktoks

dillyt

well the horrors may be beyond YOUR comprehension, but I comprehend them perfectly

wizard-email

techno-poet

you know what? that’s fair

liberalsarecool

He claimed he was 'seduced by the mob'. That curiosity got the best of him. 💯🐂💩

Proud Boys are cowards. Enjoy prison.

whatbigotspost

Lil update (11/28/22) on Amazon and union busting…

From Instagram

Company must read out public notice to employees at Staten Island warehouse, which won vote to unionize in April

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liberalsarecool

We left European monarchies to establish a democracy in America. That was the plan. It has worked for 200+ years.

Republicans have failed so horribly at democracy, they have sunk to fascism and theocratic purity tests to preserve power.

thememedaddy

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