My own blog to post whatever I want hell yeah

daily affirmations: you are a great cursed being. people fear your presence. you look cute in that dress. your all seeing eye is all knowing and powerful.

Kink isn’t shameful because of the weird sex stuff. That part’s rad. It’s shameful because it is technically improv. 

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.

problematic rage gap. one partner tries to bring nuance and understanding to a tough situation. the other wants to blow up the earth about it.

Can you be a self taught classicist these days or do they bonk you on the head with a big stick if you don’t have a doctorate

Because I really don’t want a doctorate but I feel like if I continue on my current trajectory I’m gonna end up learning Latin by accident

Cicero continues to rotate around in the back of my mind against my will

A True Story by Lucien written in the 2nd century ad is a satire novella making fun of exaggerated travel stories written many centuries before Gulliver’s travels did that and has one of the first known fictional depictions of space travel in it. It also has gay moon aliens.

"ugh couples who baby talk each other are so immature and annoying 🙄" you fear the thought of giving into your natural urges and showing your underbelly to the person that you claim to want to spend your life with because that trust and vunerability that you deep down want to show to someone for once in your life will leave you with a taste of the freedom that you crave so badly but are too afraid to pursue for yourself. you are a bird in a cage with the door unlocked and opened glaring at flocks soaring the skies together because you are too afraid of the sun to join them. if you cant be cringe with the person you claim to trust most then who can you truly be yourself around

the cusp of what?

I don’t know. But it’s looming.

Reblog if you are Bad Queer Representation.

had a couple people be like "i have no idea what this means" so to clarify: the word penis in latin originally meant tail and only later got the sense of, uh. penis. so this is cicero complaining that nowadays all these hooligans are using the word "penis" for naughty purposes

for the record im not technially 100% anti-AI, in the sense that its a broad category of tech being lumped under one umbrella term so it feels over-zealous to say i hate all of it all the time forever. but i also think trying to discuss what it actually IS good for is difficult right now when i cant take one step without something trying to convince me to use chatgpt to summarize my life and speed up my hobbies and turn my friends into chatbots and optimize my life into oblivion. i am certain there is nuance to the topic but can we stop cramming the square peg into the round hole before you start trying to sell me on the legitimate benefits of the square peg. please.