captainstrawberryy

hallowed be thy ween

you’re gonna hollow out my what

your ween

war and hate on planet venus

suck my blood and kill my penus

hope they keep making halloween movies because whenever i see a trailer for one all i can think of is that letterboxd review and it tickles me

this is cuntwrenching news. its cliterally unbelievable 

jigsaw voice hello bestie

you just met hank hill

miku heritage post

If y'all liked the unidentifiable yellow glitter goo you'll love the time I made wine out of marshmallow Peeps

...how???

Stardew Valley is perfect because it understands what people really want. To eat vegetables and live self-sufficiently in a town full of hot bisexual people.

i confess i let illusions fester in my brain

Lol just found McDonald's doordash on someone's doorstep #hunter #gatherer

That’s literally gathering not hunting or did your dumpy ass kill the burger yourself

I killed the dasher

"Are you more of a family or career oriented person?" Babygirl im a bed oriented person. Snork mimimi