— Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals

This cat looks like a very old and wise spirit of the forest :3

me: *runs away shrieking*

Say it louder.

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Some Ms. Tonitini awesomeness for your dashboard!

Chilled

be responsible and don’t smoke with your pets in the room and don’t ever leave your weed within their reach. weed is very fragrant and seems tasty to them. trust me when i tell you you don’t want the vet bills or insane emotional stress of letting them eat it. do you know what it’s like to see your young and healthy dog unable to walk and completely none responsive to your touch or voice?? no?? lets keep it that way. please.

I’d like to point out that the colour red has more positive than negative meanings.

red can mean whatever the heck you want it to mean, that is never going to change that this straight up looks like they DRAGGED A BLOODY BODY ACROSS THE FUCKING FLOOR 😂

like, color theory doesn’t exist in a vacuum. If your design of choice for Blood Red Paint is asymmetric splatters and sploches against the wall, or in this case, a snail trail on the hallway’s floor, an infographic won’t override the viewers’ instinct.

Me, an intellectual: well you see it’s basic color theory…

That’s right, pour 6 ounces of cocaine and 20 vitamin tablets in your coffee and you’ll never have to sleep again.