Captain Raz Saves the Day

Today’s the day! Calloo callay. My latest novel Novis is out today! Novis is out today, and I’m so excited! I am so excited to finally be able to share this book with you guys it’s unreal. This is definitely the best book I’ve written so far and it’s probably the most fun I’ve ever had writing a story. If you’ve not read the first chapter yet, you can do so here. If you want to go straight ahead…

TOS: Yes, Kirk and Spock Did Some Things. But I would like to direct your attention over to McCoy “that’s where my carotid artery is, Bitch” and Swordsman Sulu.

TNG: Guinan stabbed Q. With a fork. Okay. Look. She won hands down. Honorary mention to Q himself, Saucer Separation, Worf, those spiky planet eater thingies, and whatever malevolent force convinces Riker that he has a chance with Deanna.

DS9: Sisko. Ben built a spaceship just to prove a point. Iconic. Amazing tactician. Got non-corporeal beings addicted to baseball. Fought a Vulcan in a bar brawl. Punched Q in the face. Decided to be Star Trek’s first good father. Tells random Starfleet Officers to try the shrimp creole.

Honorable mention to Kira “imma fire all five of our photon torpedoes as warning shots” Nerys and Quark, House of Shenanigans.

VOY: Every single member of the cast, except for Neelix. Janeway intimidates fear itself. Seven of Nine would rather die than sing a fucking song. Harry Kim is responsible for 70% of the tech McGuffins/Deux Ex Machinas. B’Elanna Torres fought a Vulcan during his Pon Farr and wins. Kes is basically a goddess and also ate dirt that one time. Chakotay solves his problems with sucker punches and builds Janeway a bathtub. Tuvok has only admitted he was wrong, once, in three hundred years, to his close friend Janeway, and only after one (just one) of his many hold my beers backfired. Even the effing EMH is apparently capable of ripping off better TOS and DS9 command maneuvers. Tom Paris developed the ultimate scalie fetish toy.

ENT: It’s Shran. We all fucking know it’s Shran and his angry blue antennae. But let’s call an honorary mention to Jonathan “Turtle Soup” Archer, Porthos (for pissing on an alien dignitary tree), and Malcolm Reed (who is apparently always ready for the sweet embrace of death).

DSC: Michael Burnham. Ate dark matter. Poked a Klingon in the eye. Planned her dramatic jump to align with the transporter. Stabbed a man and let his body fall out the opening turbolift door. Lectured Sarek, that annoying little [redacted]. A true hero to us all.

AOS: Uhura. Did you see the scene with the Klingons? I know we want to pretend Into Darkness was a particularly unpleasant fever dream, but this moment was canon.

HOLY CRAP! I think i just figured out why Krem sits in that stupid corner and not with Bull, where you would expect him to sit!

Thats Bull’s blind spot. From where Bull is sitting he can see ALMOST everything with little effort. Up the stairs, the bar, the door, nearly everything with only a slight turn of his head and glance of his eye. Everything EXCEPT that corner and the few patrons along that wall.

@creepy-skull-arts

New Ouji Jacket: 【-✙✿-The Forever Rose-✿✙-】 Ouji Lolita Jacket

Meet 63-year-old Lyn Slater, who has, until recently, been an ordinary professor at Fordham University. One day she went to meet a friend for lunch outside the Lincoln Center during New York Fashion Week. Foreign journalists suddenly surrounded her, mistaking her for a fashion icon and attracting spectatorsIt was a defining moment that turned Lyn into an ‘Accidental Icon’. Her blog of the same name, inspired by the experience, soon began making international waves. She is now a public voice against ageism in the fashion industry and the world.

“Fashion and my style help me struggle against that invisibility that comes with age.“

She was once asked about the old notion of ‘dressing for one’s age,’ and her response was clear: