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Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

growing up bisexual, i know what it’s like to be rejected twice in a row. that’s why this pride i’ve partnered with marvel’s morbius

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

get spooky

how does this appear every june

it's a pretty niche trope but when a character defeats a villain and then becomes their successor i go fucking wild every time it's so tragic and so so sexy

You can identify a fake redneck by their passionate support of “blue lives matter.” Real rednecks have been in at least one physical fight and/or high-speed chase with police officers and would do it again

“redneck” is a valid culture, not a euphemism for “bigot”

They wanted to help play the sports 

“batman is a furry” “batman is just a guy in a fur suit” please. batman, if anything, is in a KINK suit. look at him. all black, scary as fuck, skin tight? WHERES THE FUR HUH? i’m almost positive that when he first emerged as batman everyone thought it was a bdsm fanatic going feral.

LMAOOOOOOOOO THIS IS GREAT

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it