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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now iâm thinkingâŚ.maybe this is the good luck post
âŚ..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
i need all the help i can get for finals
Hey so
the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.Â
So you know.Â
This might be the real one, yâall.
Reblogging to spread the luck and the good fortune
how does it feel to be the funniest person on earth
I say, jolly good show, chaps. And did I panic? I think not.
#the comic relief who is genuinely comic #and who makes the âincompetent bufoonâ trope actually work as an endearing quality as originally intended #well played movie - well played #john hannah #WHAT A FOX
#but! BUT!!!#THE GREAT THING ABOUT JONATHAN#IS HEâS NOT INCOMPETENT#he can read ancient Egyptian albeit not as well as his baby sister#he clearly has an interest in archaeology if only for treasure-related reasons#he had to go through intensive schooling to get the sort of permit required#to even have digs of his own#WHICH HE CLEARLY DOES#on a dig down in Thebes#he says and Evie believes him#Jonathan reads from the Book of the Living and heâs an excellent shot with a rifle and is clearly a boxer#Jonathan is SO COMPETENT and SO IMPORTANT#while simultaneously being plucky comic relief without JUST being plucky comic relief#u get me?
Jonathan, like Phryne Fisher, clearly hasnât taken anything seriously since 1918.
And, I would suspect, for similar reasons.
^^^This. Jonathan being in World War I makes total sense. Itâs almost impossible for him not to have been. Given his age and background, he probably volunteered in 1914. Â
Of course heâs going to not take anything seriously. Of course he can shoot. The drinking, the skittishness, the recklessness, the sense of âkeeping your head downâ, the scepticism about traditional heroismâŚ.
The one with more actual experience of death, carnage and fighting is Jonathan. Not Rick. Not Ardeth Bey. Jonathan.
When Rick says âIâve had worse (situation/odds)â and Jonathan replies â Me tooâ. Thatâs probably true.Â
Drop The Mummy into the real world context and thatâs a character whoâs going to have seen a lot of his school friends die, along with the myths and tales of heroism they were raised on. Sort of makes the line where Evieâs scolding him for drinking/messing about a lot darkerâŚ
Evie: Have you no respect for the dead? Jonathan: Of course I do, but sometimes Iâd rather like to join them.
I HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS RIGHT NOW
*record scratch*
Wait a minute. Why is it being assumed that Rick and Ardeth wouldnât have fought in WWI, as well? Johnathan isnât that much older than any of themâin fact, there is a good chance that he, Rick, and Ardeth are all of an age. Just because Johnathanâs hair is thinning doesnât mean heâs a decade older.
It was a LOT easier to lie about your age back in the day. So much easier.
Johnathan is the soldier who fought in WWI and became disillusionsed with pretty much everything except wanting to live (most of the time) and live wellâand where is the shame in that? He would have seen some of the darkest shit humanity has to offer, and he kept going. And the thing is, though, archaeological digs at that time were DANGEROUS. Not from curses (usually) but from assholes who would turn up with guns to try and steal anything you discovered. Johnathan never really STOPPED having to deal with dangerous pricks, it was just less dangerous than death raining down from the sky in bomb, bullet, and mustard gas form all the time.
Rick grew up in Egypt as an orphan. What paperwork? He joined the French Foreign Legion, which fought in World War I in some seriously critical battles on the Western Front in Europe. Rick is the soldier who quickly grew disillusioned with everything, but he didnât know how to stop being a soldier. Johnathan had a career and schooling to fall back on. Rick had guns, the talent of not dying easily, and not much else. When the army finally left him behind because he was literally the only survivor of his last FFL battle, he literally didnât know what to do. At all. âLooking for a good timeâ was code for âPlease someone give me a fucking purpose.â
Ardeth grew up in the desert. He probably never enlistedâŚbut if you think his people didnât fight against invading forces during WWI, think again: that region of North Africa was swarming with soldiers on both sides, and they alll tried to claim everything they stumbled over even while in the midst of fighting each other. Ardeth spent his entire life fighting to protect what belonged to him, what belonged to his people, and trying to keep assholes from stealing things that didnât belong to anyone (for good reason). By the time the war was over, Ardeth was disillisioned in everyone except his own people, and seriously fucking done with stupid idiots who stole in the name of archaeology. He is completely (justifiably) resigned to the worst when Rick the Magic Survivalist returns to Hamunaptra.
This has been another episode of âActual History adding context and depth to character behaviorâ
I love when âThe Mummyâ fandom comes out to play. But itâs even better when the history side of tumblr is also in âThe Mummyâ fandom.
Every time this post comes around I am compelled to watch The Mummy again.
Reblog for all the context on how amazing this character was though he appeared to be comic relief.

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You KNOW MISS PIGGY?!?!
Yes! Look up the "Wonder Pig" skit.
Bong Joon-ho on the specificity and universality of Parasite (2019)
NO FEAR. The actors who played Long John Silver and Captain Flint in Black Sails FULLY ACKOWLEDGE that the Muppet adaptation was the best
(source)
I AM PERISHING SEND HALP CHOKING

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The Pacific Ocean is wider than the Moon. Anyway howâs your day going?
dip moon like cookie
Stuff like this is why I am still on this site.
âLove is a sacrament that should be taken kneelingâ
âOscar Wilde
I'm going for the trash panda pokemon in gen 10 of pokemon!
will never not be hilariousÂ
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I almost scrolled past this but my mom was a janitor too. PSA.
PSA Just because someone is paid to sweep the floors doesnât mean youâre allowed to leave your shit all over the place. Clean up after yourself and teach your kids to do the same.
[ID: a screenshot of a tweet by Tina Vasquez that reads: âMy dad, who is a janitor, told me the holiday season is very hard on him because people have office parties & donât clean up after themselves, which doubles his work. So, PSA: Donât be an asshole. If you have an office party, clean up after. Shit doesnât magically clean itself.â End ID.]
Donât make other peopleâs lives harder on purpose