Sparx Was Here

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

I face-timed to ask if he waved, and he (again, very calmly and politely) explained that while yes, he did wave, they were already above the clouds and thus it would have been impossible for me to see. I decided not to press the matter bc it was honestly really cute that he'd actually waved

chell twitch streamer. is this anything

Glados is there. She constantly complains that Chell is “playing the game wrong” but does so entirely through large donations, almost single handedly funding the channel

my official stance is a pregnancy is whatever the pregnant woman wants it to be. if it’s a 4 week old clump of cells and she wants to call it a baby it’s a baby. if she’s 20 weeks and she wants to call it a parasite it’s a parasite. if she’s 39 weeks and calls it a fetus it’s a fetus. “why are you so sad about miscarrying at 6 weeks it was literally just an embryo” because that was her baby. “how can you get an abortion at three months” because that wasn’t a baby. hope that helps.

if you ever find yourself thinking “wow I scraped the bottom of the barrel with my energy with that and came out okay!” that’s the devil talking. you did not come out okay. you borrowed energy from the future. you will repay it if you don’t rest and replenish the borrowed energy first.

this one took off quickly - are you guys ok

WIZARD PSA: Chronomancy might be weird and confusing, but one of the few solid rules of the discipline is keep your promises. Time is a library, and you don't want to meet the librarian.

Reblog if you have met the librarian

Another fun thing I do with customers - specifically parents of very small children who don’t know they’re alive yet - is directly imply I think the coffee is for the baby, not the parent. and lemme tell you, like 70% of parents eat that shit up. They immediately go along with the bit and start discussing it with their newborn child, while the baby just stares at us like 😮

[ID: Digital art of Marcille Donato and Falin Touden from Dungeon Meshi. They are in a meadow. Falin lays her head in Marcille's lap and laughs. Marcille looks down tenderly at Falin as the last rays of sunshine kiss her head. A breeze blows around them and their staffs lie nearby. End ID]

I love it when service dogs do some freelance consulting, it's so cool

This is so fucking beautiful that I have no words.

I will always reblog this.

“Tidy your room’ dmkzmsksmdksm

Every time I see this I feel extremely fragile about ‘loving you is the easiest thing in the world’

Babe. Are you okay?. You reblogged the “loving you is the easiest thing in the world” post twice

Accidentally clicking on an AI assistant feels like clicking on a link that’s going to give you a virus.