Mugi's Coping Mechanism

Alr I just fixed it

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guys let's make this carpets most popular post just to annoy them >:D

DO NOT

WHY THE FUCKA RE YOU SOANISH NOW??????

dude I'm gonna kill you

MUNDANE SPEAKS ESPANOL?!

두바이 초콜릿 라부부 6 7

THIS IS NOT SPANISH

Lo siento

67 dubai chocolate labubu 👀👀👀

guys let's make this carpets most popular post just to annoy them >:D

DO NOT

WHY THE FUCKA RE YOU SOANISH NOW??????

dude I'm gonna kill you

MUNDANE SPEAKS ESPANOL?!

두바이 초콜릿 라부부 6 7

pull it tight above the area bleeding and wrap it and tie it!! if you need additional help lmk ^_^ i have basic first aid knowledge

Well I'm glad at least one of you know how to take care of each other

Amaze amaze thank you @zpac3manwow

Just doin safe stuff rn. Trust.

@timothyduckingaround Fess up, buddy

Not my fault you're a bozo. Nor that I know what you did in '98.

@timothyduckingaround I'LL COVER YOU RUNN

AIN’T NOTHIN’ BUT A HEARTACHE

TELL ME WHYY

AINT NOTHING BUT A MISTAKE

Now number 5

I have so many kids… and yet- not enough… also, the normal household maybe has a max of about seven kids in a big family.

Seven!? How do they take care of so many? Two is rare... how do you take care of seven hundred kids?! What could you be posible feeding them?

I take them to space Costco, so far they’ve ignored all of the edible food and resorted to cannibalism and eating deadly parasites.

Wait, we've done cannibalism?

Repeatedly.

i mean.. food is food. I've been resorting to Baja blasting my brain out of my ass. I do bleed out my nose and ass after I do that and black put for about an hour and then wake up perfect fine. Like yeah my piss is green with a bit of blood because of it. But I do get full.. granted I also eat nothing for 3 days and I think it destroys my innards but... Its fine. At least I'm not eating astrophage!

@ryland-grace-official-account Grace get your kid! I swear you have to be an Angel to be able to deal with them

*Heavy sigh.* “I’m so sorry you had to see that… we’re working on it, I swear.

It helped a little, but they’re all insane… I love them though.

Well I was told you had help... I think, it's hard to figure out what they're talking about

Ah yes, they have a few fathers and a couple of aunts… and a mother. So, there’s a little help.

Angel I'm starting to see a pattern, you just have a lot of everything

I don’t know why… back on earth nobody wanted to be near me…

What?! Do people on earth have horrible taste? Why would they not want too?

I- well… I dunno… they just didn’t really like nerds… I guess.

That's bullshit Angel, people on earth just seem dumb as shit

Thanks, si… you don’t know how much that means to me.

I'm just telling the truth Angel

*I chuckle.* You’re a wonderful person, Si… I hope you know that.

I'm really not but thanks

Hey! Don’t say that! You’re a wonderful person, Simon.

I think I'll like to believe you, Angel

As you should, Simon… I’m sorry that the world has made you feel otherwise.

You really are an Angel... I guess I'm sorry you had to deal with those dumbass on earth and their terrible taste in people

Nah, it’s alright… now I have family who loves me… you know… do you want to be part of the family?

I can?! Really? Uh sure, I mean yeah I want too... I will try to be useful in helping watching your 700 kids

Thank you, Si. Welcome to the family.

Carpz im gonna fucking kill yuo

WHATD I DO

Hey! No killing each other... especially not on my blog, Angel will get mad at me if it happens on my watch

No, I shouldn't condone this or something.... *He turns around* but oh wow this is a nice wall, I hope nothing bad happens

Okay okay so I'm in the kitchen right now right. Turns out Taumoeba can in fact be fermented to the point where it can become alcohol. So, I'm just telling yall now to not come into the kitchen cuz I'm gonna go ahead and get wasted really quick.

I dunno but it's really helping me LOCK IN on my med research so imma keep at it. Sleep well Simon💪💪💪

The fact that I hit this pose a couple hours ago when I was trying to help a friend out is wild

I have so many kids… and yet- not enough… also, the normal household maybe has a max of about seven kids in a big family.

Seven!? How do they take care of so many? Two is rare... how do you take care of seven hundred kids?! What could you be posible feeding them?

I take them to space Costco, so far they’ve ignored all of the edible food and resorted to cannibalism and eating deadly parasites.

Wait, we've done cannibalism?

Repeatedly.

i mean.. food is food. I've been resorting to Baja blasting my brain out of my ass. I do bleed out my nose and ass after I do that and black put for about an hour and then wake up perfect fine. Like yeah my piss is green with a bit of blood because of it. But I do get full.. granted I also eat nothing for 3 days and I think it destroys my innards but... Its fine. At least I'm not eating astrophage!

@ryland-grace-official-account Grace get your kid! I swear you have to be an Angel to be able to deal with them

*Heavy sigh.* “I’m so sorry you had to see that… we’re working on it, I swear.

It helped a little, but they’re all insane… I love them though.

Well I was told you had help... I think, it's hard to figure out what they're talking about

Ah yes, they have a few fathers and a couple of aunts… and a mother. So, there’s a little help.

Angel I'm starting to see a pattern, you just have a lot of everything

I don’t know why… back on earth nobody wanted to be near me…

What?! Do people on earth have horrible taste? Why would they not want too?

I- well… I dunno… they just didn’t really like nerds… I guess.

That's bullshit Angel, people on earth just seem dumb as shit

Thanks, si… you don’t know how much that means to me.

I'm just telling the truth Angel

*I chuckle.* You’re a wonderful person, Si… I hope you know that.

I'm really not but thanks

Hey! Don’t say that! You’re a wonderful person, Simon.

I think I'll like to believe you, Angel

As you should, Simon… I’m sorry that the world has made you feel otherwise.

You really are an Angel... I guess I'm sorry you had to deal with those dumbass on earth and their terrible taste in people

Nah, it’s alright… now I have family who loves me… you know… do you want to be part of the family?

I can?! Really? Uh sure, I mean yeah I want too... I will try to be useful in helping watching your 700 kids

Thank you, Si. Welcome to the family.

Carpz im gonna fucking kill yuo

WHATD I DO

Hey! No killing each other... especially not on my blog, Angel will get mad at me if it happens on my watch

No, I shouldn't condone this or something.... *He turns around* but oh wow this is a nice wall, I hope nothing bad happens

Okay okay so I'm in the kitchen right now right. Turns out Taumoeba can in fact be fermented to the point where it can become alcohol. So, I'm just telling yall now to not come into the kitchen cuz I'm gonna go ahead and get wasted really quick.