OHKAY, FORDSY, SOMETHING’S MAKING ME NOT TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE PORTAL ANYMORE, BUT CHECK THIS OUT! I’M MADE OF MEAT NOW! SEE? BLOOD! COURTESY OF ONE OF YOUR RECENT ADOPTIONS. WANNA RUN TESTS?
….Perhaps…
QUICK WARNING, THERE’S GONNA BE SOME ABNORMAL DNA IN HERE BECAUSE SOMEONE WAS SLOBBERING ALL OVER MY WOUNDS
…Alright.
WOAH, REALLY?
ALRIGHTY, VIVISECTION TIME! TO YOUR CREEPY BASEMENT!
I thought you liked my basement.
EEEEYAH, COULD USE MORE TRIANGLES. EQUILATERAL YELLOW ONES
I used to have some down there.
I KNOW! IT REALLY LIVENED UP THE WHOLE PLACE! WHAT GIVES, IS BRUTALISM-CORE IN RIGHT NOW?
JUST DOIN’ YOUR OWN THING, HUH? I LIKE THAT ABOUT YOU
Don’t try to woo me.
YEESH, TOUCHY
NICE BASEMENT ELEVATOR. IT EVER BREAK?
DRAT. GOOD ON YOU, FORDSY! ELEVATORS ARE ONE OF THE EASIEST THINGS TO FUCK UP WHEN YOU’RE BUILDING IT YOURSELF!
I’m an engineer.
AND A DAMN FINE ONE AT THAT!
Thank you.
ALRIGHTY, WE'RE HERE! WOW, HAHAHA! CONCRETE!
You’ve been here before.
YUP! BUT IT’S DIFFERENT WHEN YOU’RE SEEING IT FROM YOUR OWN EYE AND NOT AN EFFIGY. WE SHOULD GET ONE OF THOSE SUCKERS BACK UP IN HERE, BY THE WAY. IN CASE ANYONE WANTS TO STEAL PORTAL PARTS
WELP, WORTH A SHOT! WHERE'S YOUR CHEMICAL SHOWER?
the left.
GREAT! HAD TO COAT MYSELF IN CYANIDE FOR.. REASONS
Then use it.
I PLAN TO! GET A TRIANGLE A TOWEL, WOULDYA, SIXER?
It dries as well.
MODESTY TOWEL, KID. I'M GONNA BE TAKING OFF MY BOWTIE AND I REFUSE TO WEAR ANY HOSPITAL GOWNS
Aren’t you supposed to wear your jumpsuit?
NOPESIES! THAT WAS A THERAPRISM-ONLY LIMITED EDITION SPECIAL!
AH, REFRESHING! RIGHT, LET’S GET STARTED! WE GONNA DO THIS THE FUN WAY, OR THE PETA-COMPLIANT WAY?
Just get on the table.
YUPPERONI! YOU GONNA FILL IN YOUR ASSISTANT WITH WHAT WE’RE DOING, OR WHAT?
I’m cutting you open.
UH, DOI. BUT @ryland-grace-official-account HAS BEEN SITTIN' THERE LIKE A VERY POLITE DOG FOR THE PAST... HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN? I DON'T HAVE MY WATCH. ANYWAY, I PROMISED HIM HE COULD SHADOW US
We’re cutting you open.
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!
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