t-shirt that says ‘I’D RATHER BE DEBASING A CHASTE AND VIRTUOUS KNIGHT RIGHT NOW.’

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

ID: four black & white panels of Peanuts by Charles Schultz, showing Snoopy at a typewriter with captions: “Gentlemen, Regarding the recent rejection slip you sent me. I think there might have been a misunderstanding. What I really wanted was for you to publish my story, and send me fifty thousand dollars. Didn't you realize that?” (one sentence per panel) end ID

i think there should be two nighttimes. one for sleeping and a second one for being awake but at night. and then only one daytime because daytime doesn’t matter as much except for the birds

I'm shy at first and then im like donkey from shrek

I haven’t said anything interesting in a long while. this will continue

“when i was your age i was already married and had children” when you were my age you couldn’t watch shane bottom god hollander crying and moaning and bouncing on it in 4k anytime you wanted

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

i highly recommend developing an intense interest in some natural phenomenon or creature such as bugs or stars or mushrooms. you will be delighted every time you go outside

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy