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Noah Kahan
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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A 50-kilogram anvil floats perfectly on the surface of mercury, because the density of the steel from which it is made is almost half the density of mercury.
damn that shit is light lmfao
stupid punkass anvil
yeah drown his ass. fucking kill him.

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If only writing were like it is in the sims. Sit down and four hours later have a book and then you stick it in your mailbox and the next day youâre getting money.
Which is sexier, a werewolf or a vampire?
Depends if you find it sexier to submit to the will of charismatic evil or to be overwhelmed by animalistic power. And that's not a decision I can make for you.
So in honour of this hitting 20,000 horny, horny notes - I thought I'd issue a few clarifications based on some common responses I've seen.
Why not both?
Because the original question was specifically about preference, but 'both' is a perfectly acceptable answer. I'm not some sort of boner cop or erotic magistrate - liking them equally is fine!
I'm bisexual
Again, that's fine, me too, although vampire/werewolf is not traditionally the dichotomy that refers to.
Couldn't be werewolves, I'm not a furry
I see the confusion there, but while they do have fur I'd draw a (admittedly blurry) line between a werewolf fantasy and a furry wolf fantasy. Werewolves have a much older, much deeper mythological root and have always been about the suppressed savagery within mankind, which I would say makes them their own distinct thing.
Neither, I don't want to have sex with an animal or a corpse
Then great news: vampires and werewolves aren't real. But this isn't about what the theoretical reality of how such beings would exist in the mundane world, this is about the psychological core of their respective sexual fantasies.
What about dragons?
What about them? The question was about vamps and werewolves. Besides, while there is some overlap, I'd say a dragon fantasy is usually its own distinct thing and more about majesty and magic.
This answer is only for subs/bottoms!
So, from what I've seen, the majority of such fantasies are from the perspective of being, shall we say, "acted upon" by monstrosity, so that was the audience I was primarily addressing. I will grant, however, there is a strong contingent of those whose fantasies are instead about dominating the monstrous. In these cases, the metaphorical core remains the same - the vampire still represents a dark grace and refinement, while the werewolf is bestial force - the question is which would you prefer to break? Would you rather chasten beautiful wickedness or tame brute ferocity?
But what about your preferences!?
Ha! My friend, there are a few ways to find those out, but asking on Tumblr ain't one of 'em!
God-tier account of a Cambridge computer scientist trying to get police to investigate his bike theft camera footage:

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had someone ask me like âwhy are you guys unionizing? just cuz?â and it threw me so bad i didnt even know how to answer
one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didnât tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him âcongrats on your babyâ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognitionÂ
like six months after that just after halloween i asked to see his son dressed as a âfat baby pumpkinâ and he was like âwho told youâ and i said âno one. itâs halloween. you have a fat baby. heâs going to be a pumpkinâÂ
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reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break
RB if you think CD drives in computers are not obsolete, but in fact still necessary, despite being artificially phased out