“It’s been a long week,” I say in the middle of the day on Monday. 

I wish that the Hilary Campaign would take this and buy ads, just everywhere. You can’t possibly think this kind of human being, if you can even still call him that, is a fit and just choice for the Presidency. Like… I can’t wrap my head around people who support this garbage troll for President. Just can’t.

It’s like someone went crazy with a label maker and I love it.

“really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do

“Stay.” I glare at inanimate objects that continuously fall over

“Thank you!” I say exhasperatedly to the inanimate objects when they do finally work right/stay put

“Sorry! I say to the table I bumped into

“SHHH” I say to the inanimate object that keeps making noise

“Yeah, yeah, I’m coming,” I huff at the persistent kitchen timer.

“Don’t take that tone with me!” I exclaim at objects that make strange and sudden unknown noises.

“Stop crying, you’re fine,” I snap as I’m looking for the charger cord for the electronic device beeping demandingly at me.

“Oh nice, real mature,” I snarl at devices that suddenly stop working after I berate them for not working properly.

JESUS CHRIST I HAVE NEVER RELATED SO HARD IN MY LIFE

“Just shut up,” I groan when the alarm clock across the room goes off.

“No, no, don’t be dead,” I plead with the infamous Blue Screen of Death

“I trusted you,” I whisper, staring at the app that just restarted and deleted everything that I spent two hours writing with tears in my eyes.

Literally this simple

This is the Bi Content™ I’m looking for

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LMAOO

you ever see an image and think “i may see something as funny as this again, but never anything funnier”

Joe Biden- part time VP, full time savage

English Pronunciation

OUR TEACHER MADE US READ THIS OUT LOUD IN CLASS AND I DIED

this is an elegant kind of torture

Is there a french version of this, with torturously difficult words to pronounce? I need some more fun in my life and would totally record myself doing a french version of this:))) Est-ce qu'il y a une version française de ça, avec des mots qui sont vachement difficile à prononcer comme étranger ? J'ai besoin de m'amuser plus et je m'enregistrerai sans aucun doute en lisant une version française de ça :)) @useless-francefacts @awesomefrench