doch nur ein stein

(no beers in) does anyone wanna keep me as their house pet forever

(no beers in) I'd let you hunt me for sport.

I’m like the opposite of a catholic. all sex is fine except sex for reproduction

My hobbies include reading, writing and doing neither of those things

i want Things. i'm sorry marx

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord

characters can have a tragic backstory so long it requires days of scrolling on their wiki to read and they still won't come close to long john silver's single line, "you know of me all i can bear to be known."

aint it crazy how everyone is famous nowadays and yet I dont know who anyone is. there are countless people that will have more followers on instagram than the population of Sacramento and no one I know irl has ever heard of them

not enough scenes in books where characters kill someone and throw up afterwards. like something has to be done

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

is anybody gonna pet the gentle freak…….the gentle freak is gonna grow sad and anxious if nobody pets it……is nobody gonna pet the freak……nobody?…..nobody pet the gentle freak?…..