Quantum Wanderer

Royalty certainly had its privileges. And Duchess Lilly was privileged to be welcomed back to Princess Stephanie's bed chamber.

Their romance had blossomed over the years at family gatherings. To others, they were just two distant cousins sharing a bed on these weekends. But this physical closeness had led to wonderful physical intimacy. Stephanie was a few years older than Lilly, and was the natural leader in their sexual exploration.

Lilly knew she would soon be lying on her back, legs spread, as Stephanie, always a generous lover, lapped luxuriously between those legs providing her with royal oral pleasure. Lilly’s squeals of delight always put a smile on Stephanie’s face.

After Lilly’s climax, Stephanie would move up her body to embrace her and cuddle her, kissing and nibbling her ear and neck. She always made Lilly feel so special.

The next few hours would witness many more acts of love and devotion, performed by both women. They fell asleep in each other’s arms, their love further cemented.

Willing to divorce with Ye

I’ve tried, tried, tried And I’ve tried even more  I’ve Cried, Cried, Cried And I can’t recall what for I’ve pressed, I’ve pushed, I’ve yelled, I’ve begged In hope of some success  But the inevitable fact is that It never will impress 

I’ve no more fucks to give,   My fucks have runneth dry,  I’ve tried to go fuck shopping  But there’s no fucks left to buy  I’ve no more fucks to give,  Though more fucks I’ve tried to get,  I’m over my fuck budget and I’m now in fucking debt 

I strive, strive, strive  To get everything done  I’ve played by all the rules But I’ve very rarely won, I’ve smiled, I’ve charmed, I’ve wooed I’ve laughed, Alas to no avail I’ve run round like a moron, To unequivocally fail!

I’ve no more fucks to give, My fuck fuse has just blown, I’ve been hunting for my fucks all day, But they’ve upped and fucked off home, I’ve no more fucks to give, My fuck rations are depleted, I’ve rallied my fuck army but It’s been fucking defeated! 

The effort has just not been worth The time or the expense I’ve exhausted all my energy  For minimal recompense The complete lack of acknowledgement  Has now begun to gall And I’ve come to realise that I  Don’t give a fuck at all!

I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have flown away, My fucks are now so fucked off They’ve refused to fucking stay! I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have gone insane They’ve come back round and passed me While they’re fucking off again!

I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have all dissolved, I’ve planned many projects But my fucks won’t be involved! I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have all been spent, They’ve fucked off from the building And I don’t know where they went!