state-assigned martin blackwood kinnie

do other countries do the whole “leaving furniture you want gone on the curb for other people to just grab” or is that an american thing

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

if ur a trans girl and ur partner is not an ardent transfeminist frankly you need to dump their bitch ass. you can and will find better partners. i promise. i love you

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every post on iwaspoisoned.com starts with a guy being like yeah this smelled really bad and tasted really bad and looked wrong and i became violently ill after consuming it and you look at the attached photo and its a big jug with three X's and a skull on it

this is crazy i made this exact joke in a personal discord chat the other day. but this was posted 5 hours ago. what gives

do you want custody of the post

I just wanna hang out

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

"why do you still bring up charlie kirk" because it's funny. his death is genuinely a running joke to me. you could say it's the greatest contribution he has made to society

happy almost ten years to my all-time favorite disability post on this braincell forsaken website

now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck

WITHOUT paying an absurd amount for a house special cocktail at an overpriced downtown bar