state-assigned martin blackwood kinnie

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

Butch won’t be my companion. He’s like you’re too intense. You must’ve turned on that computer like 50 times in a row last time.

What’s really funny about lowering your karma this way is that after you do a major good Karma action and listen to the radio, the radio DJ Three Dog will be like this horrible fucker from vault 101 we all hate him so much you know that guy? He did another fucking thing. He saved a thousand orphans.

do y’all remember usernames??? from back when every fuckin website didn’t need your email phone number home address social security number just to join/sign up for something?? when you could make website-specific accounts that weren’t linked to literally anything else??? they tried to boil us like a frog slowly switching to “username/email” and then just asking for your email. but I remember. I remember usernames.

I love this website so much

Warcraft Heritage Post

I hate gamers…

skyrim fans, grab your shouting

Pokemon fans, grab your balls

this event is cancelled

had a nightmare about there being a shark several hundred if not thousands of times the size of a whale that began to take bites out of entire continental shelves, collapsing coastal cities into the ocean where this thing would swallow everyone and everything like they were microscopic. there was no way to escape it and no way to kill it and it kept getting more and more inland every day. the damage it dealt progressively to landmass could be seen from space. the dream followed a worker on a cruise ship who was the sole survivor and escapee of the first worldeater shark attack in the open ocean. genuinely one of the most horrifying nightmares i've ever had

California quail (Callipepla californica)

imagining someone in the world making use of my 4pm on a monday doodles is sick as hell