Welcome to Dragonvale

the year is 2145 and historians painstakingly research the origins of a god of shame and humiliation who could turn dogs into mustard gravy

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

Hey, I KNOW that top park! That's Meadowbrook! Sadly, it was replaced with a new (though more accessible) playground in 202(?).

transitioning is like putting on the They Live glasses and seeing that 90% of people looking at you are either jerking off or furiously sharpening a knife. or both. and i do not mean that in a sexy or fun way, and i dont like clarifying that, but i know there's a 90% chance you are thinking it, because i wrote it while being a trans woman.

got called a Man by a te/rf and the worse part was that they implied I play call of duty and im like. you can call me a man, whatever, I know you're a moron, but you will not deny me my stalwart commitment to global communism. in no world would I be a "call of duty fan" even if I were a man.

#straight up filling them like éclairs damn

This fuckass video made me realise thar birda dont chew. They dont have to chew. They are birds. Fuck.

there's this weird thing people fall into online a lot, where people assume that if the [perceived-to-be-inferior] version of [activity] is discouraged then people will, naturally, do [perceived-to-be-superior] version of [activity] instead. When really it's just as (or more) likely that if [perceived-to-be-inferior] version of [activity] is discouraged people just won't do it at all.

audiobook listeners are not necessarily people who would otherwise do a lot of traditional reading if audiobooks did not exist, many are people who simply would experience zero books. Booktok romance readers would not necessarily be reading the classics if booktok did not exist, many of them would simply not read. Fanfiction writers would not necessarily be novelists if fanfic wasn't an option, many would just be people who didn't write. You know?

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when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

@the-mushroom-kitty

genuinely scary. thanks for the heads-up you two

Take this with you

to all my white followers who stew in unnecessary guilt trying to come to terms with the privilege you have, watch this