today, of all days, see

that’s just my nightstand knife don’t worry

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

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Please don't return me to the store

Please don't return me to the store

Please don't return me to the store

Please don't return me to the store

Please don't return me to the store

Please don't return me to the store

Please don't return me to the store

Please don't return me to the store