do good recklessly

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

This image was the reason Tumblr terminated my blog.

i can feel it when you go through my blog

summer is so great because there are angels with fat asses out there who wear those shorts with a lil bit of cheek comin out. god I'm already getting lightheaded

big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom