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*blasts you with my good girl laser beam and permanently transforms you into a good girl*

*you don't feel any different and don't perceivably change in any way*

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gingersofficial

I didn’t see the broom at first and thought this bitch was ripping ass

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shimmervee

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

statelywingmanor

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

shimmervee

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

psychotic-gerard

knew this woman who used to be a gay man and when he was a gay man he liked ‘ironically’ referring to himself as she/her and so when he came out as a woman he decided the next logical step was to also switch his pronouns to he/him.

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yes i am eating a subway sandwich for breakfast. yes. ladies calm down haha i can share if youd like

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the ladies are 300 rats that follow me around

magistrate-of-mediocrity

They’re all ladies? That seems statistically improbable.

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im a feminist

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cykelops

You won’t see this every day but making sure the system cannot proceed unless women have a seat at the table is the best possibly thing you can do in a place of privilege.

decentsapling

The man who defended Rep. McBride is 72 year old Rep. Bill Keating from Massachusetts.

Here is his website if you want to send messages of support.

sandersstudies

Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.

I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.

sandersstudies

Me: I shall become his mother and gain his trust

Me talking to an animal control officer five minutes later: he is a nasty horrid little boy and I am bleeding heavily

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Animal control officer on the phone: So he’s in your car with you?

Me: Um. It’s his car now and he’s very mad at me.

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Second animal control officer: oh you captured him and got him in your car? He’s friendly?

Me, my right hand completely wrapped in paper towels: wouldn’t say that

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Urgent Care Nurse: Wow it’s strange he managed to get you so many times.

Me: I uh. Did not let go.

borgesperovago

You vibe as someone prone to toxic relationships

sandersstudies

People on tumblr will just say anything huh.

borgesperovago

Oh cmon, "he hurt me a lot cause i couldn't let go" absolutely has double interpretation.

sandersstudies

Me, holding a cat (of unknown gender) as it repeatedly digs its little teeth deep into my flesh: Is this… too… yuri?

derinthescarletpescatarian

This website is free

naamahdarling

We pay in other ways.

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thedaddycomplex

Trump’s staff hides negative news from him to keep him happy. Musk was so affected by getting booed at Dave Chappelle's performance he had a mental breakdown. Their egos are horribly weak. This is how we defeat them—unyielding insults and mockery.

This is what we trained for. This is our moment. We need to get a lot louder and way more petty.

I believe in you.

guerrillatech

thetimeicansee

It amazes me how the National Park Service is the most vocal department against Fascism. Even the Democrats are a mumble when compared to these park rangers' adamant denouncement and exposing of this administration. Support our bravest federal workers who keep our world one worth living in.

the-lexiverse

Texas’ HB 3399 bill will kill people if it passes. It will make hormone therapy illegal. For all ages. Period. This was never about women’s sports. It was never about bathrooms. It was never about “protecting the children”. They want us dead. If you’re a fellow trans person and you live in Texas, I strongly urge you to be ready to move somewhere safer.

wyf-of-bathe

Not just hormone therapy, but also

surgeries that sterilize individuals, administering certain prescription drugs that induce infertility, or removing healthy body parts

This potentially includes

They really, really do want trans people - or anyone who potentially could be trans - dead.

(Tumblr won't let me link the source, but the bill is on Texas Legislature Online .gov)

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I forgot to add this: you can use Resistbot to find and write to your state or federal officials, so this is a great tool if you don't know how to go about doing that. If you're a Texas resident, a quick message to your state reps asking them to vote against HB 3399 would be very helpful right now.

Text RESIST to 50409 to contact your federal, state, or local elected officials; create movements; and more. Over 30,000,000 letters deliver

Remember to be polite, even if you don't like your official. I usually leave a nice note thanking their staff, too.

prof-grace-aspen

They also clearly want any person who can bear a child, to bear a child. This is staunchly anti-birth-control. It's horrifying.

snippit-crickit

i made this exactly one year ago and i still think the idea for it is good

it can happen to you every moment PSA please dont rotate 2d creatures

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