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*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

what they don’t tell you is that the urge to just leave and start over somewhere far away only gets stronger the older you get

travelling back to the paleolithic era to explain to a neanderthal that in the future there will be food that is simultaneously disgusting and also the best tasting food you've ever eaten. the neanderthal nods and says "oh yeah we have that" and leads me to a clearing in the woods where a perfectly normal mcdonalds sits.

Look outBig tooth cat in play place

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

I need 1 keybump of the Ocean

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home