a canon of my own

Sorry but it's not complete without...

the way the person

me when im feeling male vs me when im feeling female

Real estate manager: so what should we call this new building. no wrong answers

the juvenile barred owl that lives right outside my window flew down onto the ground while i was putting out hay for the horses!! i think she misjudged her landing and ended up closer to me than she meant to, she was like only a metre away.

You would not believe your ass

I require the film where someone decides this means they are functionally immortal for 6 days after watching the tape so seeks it out before going on a series of utterly batshit suicide missions. The tape keeps trying to do creepy crap around them and they're just like "I have 3 days 12 hours left to do this prison break so you're not even on my top 10 concerns, either distract this guard for me or go do something about that hair while you're waiting"

Let's not beat around the bush: Children's author JK Rowling sexually harassed someone. In some jurisdictions, this would count as sexual abuse. JK Rowling has committed a sex crime against a woman and fell back on the old rape apologist standby of "she was asking for it".

I had something to say but I’ve forgotten how to say the shrimplest words 🦐