Cam

so she’s marrying a shark in disguise right

every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit

And every time we kiss I swear I can fly

Okay but…if someone wants to take me on a date to a Barnes and noble and get me dinner and a drink and then let me peruse the stacks like I’m not saying no. A sandwich, a beer, and 2-5 books on various topics I hope I’ll someday read about? Good night.

The Swedish equivalent of Blockbuster is now best known for its candy, snacks and sodas.

OMG that’s AMAZING!

how does wine DO what it DOES. I feel sexy. I feel relaxed. I wanna take off my pants and kiss.

its the Grape

It's Dionysus

12 y/o me thought i was a feminist for posting sex and the city quotes on facebook

and you were

If you wouldn't go to someone for advice, don't take their criticism either.

Wait whoa

op woke up and chose logic today and idk how i feel about that

May I introduce y’all to my whole stance on criticism?

i feel like we dont talk enough about how two of the most decorated female hockey players ever, one a former captain for team canada and the other for the usa, fell in love and had a baby together 

Ok but where is my cheesey lesbian rom-com about them falling in love while playing against each other