everything i love gets lost in drawers

it's been one of those of weeks... park that car drop that phone sleep on the floor dream about me!

i say yay and yippee a lot but i mean it. i always mean it. *looks into the distance pensively*

world cup be like what if you FELL DOWN and then you FELL DOWN and while you FELL DOWN you FELL DOWN???

everyone has a ship thats just: theyre perfect. they hate each other. theyre married. they havent spoken in 15 years. they have date nights three times a week. theyre divorced. theyre pining, its unrequited. its requited. theyre starcrossed. theyre meant to be. theyre doomed by the narrative. they love each other. theyve never held hands. they wont stop making out at parties. they cant look each other in the eye

NO ONE EVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN ZERO PERCENT LIVE DEBUT AND IM NOT THEREEEEEE

I hope this mcr summer is the best ever and there's no insane discourse about anything stupid and that everyone has really good cellular service everywhere in the venues and all streamers get 1000 followers before the show starts 🫡 and that everyone lives forever through the power of music and all that other gay shit amen

doomscrolling thru the weather app

studying history is like. here's to another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be. thank you women who fight for abortion and contraception and independance from men for another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be