(rock and roll greeting)

"why do you still bring up charlie kirk" because it's funny. his death is genuinely a running joke to me. you could say it's the greatest contribution he has made to society

the savior of the puking the busted and the broad

i respect the gentleman actor bc i too would beg the people to write rpf of me & gerard way

People putting men in the tags of this post are missing the point. The point is to give women guns and to eliminate Brendon Urie without implicating a woman in the crime. Thank you

Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head

modern day (post cloning and subsequent death by lasik-related injury) mikey way wouldnt survive moving back to new jersey because theres no disney theme park there. what does new jersey have? great wolf lodge? he would die of a tragic fungal infection

i should have researched this post there is no great wolf lodge in new jersey. mikey way death by rollercoaster decapitation at action park

so action park is closed actually. just cancel the whole post. its over.

you are my coworker and to some extent my victim

fly encased in amber -> preserving the fly -> preservation -> documentation -> documentary -> fly -> swarm -> swarm documentary

folks makin those PSA posts against shipping real life celebrities treat rpf like it kills them and im like if pete wentz gets distressed when i post about him getting blasted in the ass he can go look at his bank account to feel better

so cool of mcr to popularize the found footage concert genre

One important thing to remember in life: Do not coddle men. Do not do their work for them. Do not perform uncredited labor for them, including intellectual labor. Do not bend over backwards to help them. Do not tell them they are good at things they are bad at. Do not smile at them when you don’t want to. Do not laugh at their terrible jokes or stroke their egos or let them think they are better than you when odds are good that they are almost definitely not. Do not even deal with men whose presence bothers you when you can get away from them/when you aren’t regularly forced to be near them for things like work. Do not include men in your life who don’t deserve to be in it any time that you can avoid it at all.

there are two wolves inside me. one wants to write and the other wants to nap. they’re both in a cage called My Job.