Calverkeys @calverkeys - Tumblr Blog

post for anyone who may stumble on this account (and for me too because I keep forgetting)

About the person

I post drawings in @selfsidestuff. woe

some of you might have known me from my alts. I'm not (shadow)banned anymore, woohoo!!

pansexual/romantic + genderfluid

any pronouns! call me anything, as long as it's not rude.

Currently into neocities and ukagakas. sucks at coding though

(I should consider learning how to make a tumblr theme,,)

About the account

Multifandom and other unrelated things

This account may have nsfw/18+/suggestive (at times, I just find them interesting) so if you’re uncomfortable, be sure to block those three tags

Tags:

#cool art for the artworks I reblogged (not all of them but should have more now)

#good read for the lengthy posts/info I reblogged

#(media name) phase for the specific media I reblogged

ok on second thought that is so dumb I can just tag it the normal way but eh. too lazy to fix all that.

#calverkeys thoughts for when I ramble in the tags

#calverkeys lmao for stuff I find funny

#animal enthusiasm for animals and other life forms like plants

#humanity stuff for human-related posts

#writing stuff for writing-related posts

That’s probably all for now

update (6/3/26): the tags aren’t updated much anymore because I’m lazy. Sorry in advance to my archivist part of the brain

this image is so fire. in the pinned you go

GUESS WHO’S INTO ANOTHER MUSICIAN - 24/7/25

#cool art #calverkeys lmao #good read #animal enthusiasm #tumblr quotes #writing stuff #humanity stuff

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pinniposting

everyone knows what a baby harp seal looks like, but here’s an adult! this one’s tracker makes it look like a live bomb

photo: W.J. Grecian, SMRU

littleguysdaily

blxnc

there’s this term i coined in my friendgroup i call “the charizard effect” and it can apply to anything and everything, but it was born from me explaining my feelings about the pokemon charizard. the term is basically about how overexposure to something be it by corporate shilling or fandom prominence drives me away from really enjoying something bc i’m exposed to it so much against my will i become tired of it. it came to me bc i was ranting about how tpci does not, and cannot stop reinventing charizard, and how it is popular and obtusely included in almost every region, merch, etc in every way possible and it’s highly commodified.

i dont dislike the pokemon charizard, in fact i really like its X form, but i am exposed to so much charizard in my pokemon consumption that i cant be bothered to care for it in any more than in passing. this applies to a bunch of other stuff i’d otherwise be ok with, but i always just call this aversion phenomena “the charizard effect”

blxnc

making this term has done numbers for me being able to concisely express how i feel abt something. like. its not charizard’s fault i feel this way, im sure i’d feel normal abt it if it was stripped of all this over commodification, but i cannot. hence the name

russianblush

#happypridemonth

fuckrozanov

the worst writing crime you can ever commit in my opinion is watering down the dirty talk because you’re self-conscious that it sounds like it’s from a bad porno…..i cannot stress this enough……leave it alone. the moment you tell yourself he would not fucking say that you’re doomed. people will say almost anything if their dick is hard enough

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ursulaincorporated

You know what I want more of? Non-sexual intimacy. In close moments between friends. The “I can’t do this alone”. The “I need help”. The wounds that need bandaged. The “I can’t change my clothes on my own”. The need for help with simple tasks for different reasons. Maybe a recent injury or disability means they don’t know how to shower yet and they need help.

I want that. Write me that. You say that they are as close as family so show me they are as close as family.

ursulaincorporated

You know what I want more of? Non-sexual intimacy. In close moments between friends. The “I can’t do this alone”. The “I need help”. The wounds that need bandaged. The “I can’t change my clothes on my own”. The need for help with simple tasks for different reasons. Maybe a recent injury or disability means they don’t know how to shower yet and they need help.

I want that. Write me that. You say that they are as close as family so show me they are as close as family.

manuciruja

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

manuciruja

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

smadsel

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

smadsel

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

manuciruja

hey staff what the fuck

villainessbian

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

shrodingers-catgirl

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

lestatfag

STAY SAFE!! [ID: the Gilbert Baker pride flag with the words “Happy pride to all those who are unable to celebrate openly and safely. You are loved and seen!” in all-caps black text over it. /end ID]

nyctosaurid

small brain: steven universe is a vegetarian because he’s a pacifist

big brain: steven universe is a vegetarian because his spit heals flesh

zagreus

Holly please don’t say things like this

catflowerqueen

…but didn’t he also bring the watermelon stevens and Pumpkin to life in the same manner?

seventeendeer

every meal is a race against the clock for steven q. universe

steven-universe-heritage-posts

I had to read this with my human eyes so now all of you have to too

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nyctosaurid

small brain: steven universe is a vegetarian because he’s a pacifist

big brain: steven universe is a vegetarian because his spit heals flesh

zagreus

Holly please don’t say things like this

catflowerqueen

…but didn’t he also bring the watermelon stevens and Pumpkin to life in the same manner?

seventeendeer

every meal is a race against the clock for steven q. universe

steven-universe-heritage-posts

I had to read this with my human eyes so now all of you have to too

the-future-is-chrome

repeat after me. humans are not inherently evil humans are not like a virus on this earth humans do not “deserve” to go extinct or anything like that. we are living breathing animals that deserve space just like every other creature on this planet. there’s just a tiny amount of us that have a fuck ton of money and power and they really suck

teaboot

Omg "humans are a virus" pisses me off specifically sooooo much. If humans on earth were like anything in a body they would be bacteria. There are many bacteria in a person! We evolved to have bacteria in us!!! The bacteria NEED to be there to keep the body functioning. It's when bacteria behave in ways that disregard the health of the host that we have problems

Humans are animals like any other animal. We have the ABILITY to exist in harmony with our ecosystem. The current issue is like if 0.001% of the bacteria that help break down your food suddenly started forcing other bacteria to start eating your tissue instead

Or: Humans are not a virus infecting a body. Humans are symbiotic bacteria. The mindless hoarding of wealth is a bacteriophage

the-future-is-chrome

repeat after me. humans are not inherently evil humans are not like a virus on this earth humans do not “deserve” to go extinct or anything like that. we are living breathing animals that deserve space just like every other creature on this planet. there’s just a tiny amount of us that have a fuck ton of money and power and they really suck

teaboot

Omg "humans are a virus" pisses me off specifically sooooo much. If humans on earth were like anything in a body they would be bacteria. There are many bacteria in a person! We evolved to have bacteria in us!!! The bacteria NEED to be there to keep the body functioning. It's when bacteria behave in ways that disregard the health of the host that we have problems

Humans are animals like any other animal. We have the ABILITY to exist in harmony with our ecosystem. The current issue is like if 0.001% of the bacteria that help break down your food suddenly started forcing other bacteria to start eating your tissue instead

Or: Humans are not a virus infecting a body. Humans are symbiotic bacteria. The mindless hoarding of wealth is a bacteriophage

the-future-is-chrome

repeat after me. humans are not inherently evil humans are not like a virus on this earth humans do not “deserve” to go extinct or anything like that. we are living breathing animals that deserve space just like every other creature on this planet. there’s just a tiny amount of us that have a fuck ton of money and power and they really suck

teaboot

Omg "humans are a virus" pisses me off specifically sooooo much. If humans on earth were like anything in a body they would be bacteria. There are many bacteria in a person! We evolved to have bacteria in us!!! The bacteria NEED to be there to keep the body functioning. It's when bacteria behave in ways that disregard the health of the host that we have problems

Humans are animals like any other animal. We have the ABILITY to exist in harmony with our ecosystem. The current issue is like if 0.001% of the bacteria that help break down your food suddenly started forcing other bacteria to start eating your tissue instead

Or: Humans are not a virus infecting a body. Humans are symbiotic bacteria. The mindless hoarding of wealth is a bacteriophage

the-future-is-chrome

repeat after me. humans are not inherently evil humans are not like a virus on this earth humans do not “deserve” to go extinct or anything like that. we are living breathing animals that deserve space just like every other creature on this planet. there’s just a tiny amount of us that have a fuck ton of money and power and they really suck

teaboot

Omg "humans are a virus" pisses me off specifically sooooo much. If humans on earth were like anything in a body they would be bacteria. There are many bacteria in a person! We evolved to have bacteria in us!!! The bacteria NEED to be there to keep the body functioning. It's when bacteria behave in ways that disregard the health of the host that we have problems

Humans are animals like any other animal. We have the ABILITY to exist in harmony with our ecosystem. The current issue is like if 0.001% of the bacteria that help break down your food suddenly started forcing other bacteria to start eating your tissue instead

Or: Humans are not a virus infecting a body. Humans are symbiotic bacteria. The mindless hoarding of wealth is a bacteriophage

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the-future-is-chrome

repeat after me. humans are not inherently evil humans are not like a virus on this earth humans do not “deserve” to go extinct or anything like that. we are living breathing animals that deserve space just like every other creature on this planet. there’s just a tiny amount of us that have a fuck ton of money and power and they really suck

teaboot

Omg "humans are a virus" pisses me off specifically sooooo much. If humans on earth were like anything in a body they would be bacteria. There are many bacteria in a person! We evolved to have bacteria in us!!! The bacteria NEED to be there to keep the body functioning. It's when bacteria behave in ways that disregard the health of the host that we have problems

Humans are animals like any other animal. We have the ABILITY to exist in harmony with our ecosystem. The current issue is like if 0.001% of the bacteria that help break down your food suddenly started forcing other bacteria to start eating your tissue instead

Or: Humans are not a virus infecting a body. Humans are symbiotic bacteria. The mindless hoarding of wealth is a bacteriophage

the-future-is-chrome

repeat after me. humans are not inherently evil humans are not like a virus on this earth humans do not “deserve” to go extinct or anything like that. we are living breathing animals that deserve space just like every other creature on this planet. there’s just a tiny amount of us that have a fuck ton of money and power and they really suck

teaboot

Omg "humans are a virus" pisses me off specifically sooooo much. If humans on earth were like anything in a body they would be bacteria. There are many bacteria in a person! We evolved to have bacteria in us!!! The bacteria NEED to be there to keep the body functioning. It's when bacteria behave in ways that disregard the health of the host that we have problems

Humans are animals like any other animal. We have the ABILITY to exist in harmony with our ecosystem. The current issue is like if 0.001% of the bacteria that help break down your food suddenly started forcing other bacteria to start eating your tissue instead

Or: Humans are not a virus infecting a body. Humans are symbiotic bacteria. The mindless hoarding of wealth is a bacteriophage

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