lol

If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”

did tumblr humor distort anyone elses sense of reality ? every fucking meme on here is drenched in 5 layers of irony and my brain cant differentiate jokes from anything. i went to craigslist saw a photo of a couch and just fucking lost it

Drink milk

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol

My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..

My grandma had one of her breasts removed after a bout of breast cancer (she recovered fine) and never got reconstruction so every morning she had to stick this beanbag fake boob in her bra so her chest would be even since her other breast was pretty big. One day my family drove by her house to pick her up and she got in the car like “I can’t shake the feeling I’m forgetting something” and halfway to church she suddenly shouted “MY BOOB” and made my dad turn around so she could go get it

Uh idk who is cuter

Bruh.

THE LIL BABY KISSED HIM WHEN HE WAS TALKING IN SLOTH TO HIM!!!!!

both of them are toooooooo fucking cute

in court

all these easter puns really eggravate me

kids today are too fucking powerful.,, we merely adopted the internet, they were born in it

This kid is a fuckin master look how long it took him to break

This kid!!!

dwayne johnson, paper, scissors

my head is hurting because i thought about my future for 0.3 seconds