i love women

i got dragon hell yeah babey :)

i love them so much

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

invasive species encroach on lesbian territory

This is a common misconception because they’re such similar environments, but you should be aware that dads are native to Home Depot, while lesbians are actually native to Lowe’s. At this point, however, both dads and lesbians have made themselves at home in both Home Depot and Lowe’s to the point that trying to separate them back into their original ranges would probably do more harm than good to the delicate ecosystem of large chain hardware stores.

As a hardware store worker I can say that this is all 100% accurate.

now how in the FUCK am i supposed to leave tumblr when a god tier post like THIS is just is just waiting for me daily?!?!?!

this is literally how teenagers talk irl

This literally sounds like a voice-acted recreation of a group chat

I could hear the single brain cell being tossed back and forth

Can’t risk it

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

oops

im not risking it

Beware of the great duckie 🤐

I’m already having writer’s block, maybe this’ll help me out lol

I HAVE SO MUCH TO FINISH

Definitely not risking it 😱

I need the motivation

I’m in desperate need.

Love me a good ol duck

i have art block p l e a s e

please my writers block is making me suffer

i have been informed that this is  hawaii 

This is the exact same response that the intergalactic counsel had in Lilo and Stitch and I think that is beautiful

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

I FOUND IT ✊

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

Who first posted this?

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨

Welcome to the graveyard. Everyone who touches this post deactivates

If I deactivate after reblogging this post, I want everyone to know that I died with honor

I was scared it was gonna be the honestuck

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

I love the hc that Miles uses the hammer Ham gave him on bad guys who are always like “?????” when they see it because it’s a cartoon hammer. They don’t expect it to do any harm really but they’re always wrong. Also, the hammer 100% has cartoony sound effects when Miles uses it and words like “BAM!” appear too.

The hammer is fueled by comedic power. Miles says something like “you look smashing today” and the hammer turns the target into a flat disc. The target is still alive and recovers back to normal later on but the encounter leaves Miles and the criminal heavily traumatized.

#it’s like roger rabbit#he can only use it when it’s funny