sigh

What the fuck He gets so dry

ladies we need to start frantically and obsessively reading books in less than 24 hours again..remember how happy we were

if i don’t periodically remind myself that there are a LOT of other ppl in their 20s who currently do nothing at all but lie in bed and type on various different screens all day then i start having heart palpitations 

sorry cant hang out. too scared

Sometimes I hyperfocus so hard on something, I forget I’m a person until someone interacts with me. I feel like some wild animal seeing a human being for the first time. I’m like “oh yeah I’m supposed to speak and stuff”

"invest in your future" "build your career" "make professional connections" "grind" 🤢

he is turning the tiles brown. he needs to be contained

SCP 

fools. this was a white goat, you can see the white markings on him. he’s been soaking up the brown and he’s only got one square left. let him finish his work

HE’S STEALING THE BROWN

There were 6 beatles but two of em stood behind ringo starr and matched his silhouette so perfectly they couldn't be seen from the audience so no one ever knew about them

honestly the only reason im not an old man is that i happen to have been born somewhat recently. other than that