pool boy at the vampire mansion

"she thinks this is bonding behavior" my friend this has BECOME your bonding behaviour

Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)

can you put that thing on a leash?

It’s important to learn to avoid people who are solely focused on destroying lives, when you find somebody who has interests outside of destroying lives you can do fun stuff like go swimming and visit a cheese cave. people who aren’t into destroying lives sometimes cultivate idiosyncratic personal interests and preferences for things like the different frequencies of bells ringing, because they haven’t been preoccupied with destruction

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

absolutely you can

you may be losing the idgaf war but they wouldn't even let me enlist. on account of my poet's temperament.

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count dracula? uhhh ok. one

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

This was genuinely what it was like growing up in New Agey circles btw, my mum's friends would come round like "So I went out to the woods this weekend and fasted and meditated and I had a vision of the Sacred Stag and all my guardian angels and I asked them how to find love and they said that I need to focus on my own healing first and stop repeating cycles of the past" and then the very next week it'd be like "So I'm back with James again" girl..... the Sacred Stag could not have been more clear....