Mostly Supernatural

your life should not be a museum

At least there’s one thing I can count on in this crazy mixed up world

In elementary school, my best friend and I had this game we would play where we were school supplies living inside a child's desk and going on slice-of-life adventures inside it. And I remember that a key component of our school supply society was a sort of religious schism that existed around the purpose and nature of the giant hand that occasionally reached in to grab different citizens, use them, and then return them, because most school supplies considered this an auspicious and enviable moment of being selected for a greater purpose and allowed a glimpse of a vast truth, but pencils considered it a horrible portent of doom because they always got sharpened during it and came back smaller and closer to death. We were third graders btw.

the point of reading a book is to forget you want to die

we're the daughters of the witches you couldn't burn, and also the daughters of the men who wanted some freaky witch pussayyyyy 😛🧙🏻‍♀️

I am sooooo not locked in. I am tucked in. Going to sleep

:/ kinda mean hearted

Looks like we can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys

improvise it is

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

Castiel may have a crack in his chassis but Dean is a mechanic

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

I’m starting to think some of you guys are gay.