Pathetic Egg Stunt Achieves Nothing

i want to be your best friend and the love of your life and your adventure partner and your girl

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

decay exists as an extant form of life

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

reblog to delete america

i never win these giveaways but it doesn’t hurt to try

Remember to drink water babes

No

Then become the dirt I walk on.

Every post like this hits me so hard bc op always swings back with a new type of bat and I’m never prepared for it

oh theres a witch in these woods??? is she single???

brb going to ask the forest witch out on a date

my firstborn child has been stolen

your wife taking care of your child is not “stealing”

how do i send letters to the moon i want to tell her i love her

where my texas boys at..

texas 

Yes I’m a girl. Yes I’m an existentialist. We exist?

girls the demons feed themselves on ur insecurities and tonight we let them starve