Super ming fan lewder

Ming Fan, practicing flight maneuvers in his downtime because its relaxing and he likes the feeling of the wind rushing by.

Shen Yuan as Shen Qinqqiu, processed by the ghosts of the internet: DO A FLIP

Ming Fan, puzzled, but does it anyway. His heel kicks off the sword and does a short little aerial twist before catching himself on his sword again. He doesn't know why it would be complicated when he can just slow his fall, a la cultivator style.

Shen Yuan, screaming: OHH SHIIIITTTTT

Xiang Fei, being nosy: OHHH SHIIITTT

.f- fanfan... Think. Just think about it.

PIDW ming fan dies and reincarnates as baby ming fan's friend/bodyguard/chamberlain or maid or whatever, maybe step brother even. Eventually he grows obsessed with this much purer, smaller, more innocent and helpless and kinder version of him who was untouched by the horrors unleashed in the future. He swears that he will do everything in his power to protect ming fan at all costs and keep him this way even if it means killing him before lbh gets to him.

People thinking ming fan is so annoying and childish because of how he cries when his gege talks to girls and boys dark fan's age thinking they're love rivals, not knowing dark fan genuinely starts crying blood because ming fan flirted with someone at a party once.

Not even kidding he looks like those pathetic sad and angry wojacks

A lot of people pity dark fan and say that his little spoiled young master must give him lots of stress but they dont see how he is always a little giddy whenever ming fan starts pouting and calling these people all kinds of names to deter his attention

Dark fan is perceived as calm and collected but incredibly weird when it comes to his young master, they could be in a normal meeting or lesson but ming fan walks in and suddenly everyone needs a lesson on how ming fan is the most beautiful blessing the useless gods brought upon the whole world. And how no one can mount up to his angel little brother's toenail clippings.

I am also taking notes.

Ming Fan, practicing flight maneuvers in his downtime because its relaxing and he likes the feeling of the wind rushing by.

Shen Yuan as Shen Qinqqiu, processed by the ghosts of the internet: DO A FLIP

Ming Fan, puzzled, but does it anyway. His heel kicks off the sword and does a short little aerial twist before catching himself on his sword again. He doesn't know why it would be complicated when he can just slow his fall, a la cultivator style.

Shen Yuan, screaming: OHH SHIIIITTTTT

Xiang Fei, being nosy: OHHH SHIIITTT

Anyways.

An au where. After some hijinks and papapa plot devices, ming fan and tlj ended up as an established couple. Everyone knows that they are a couple. And it was fine, mf supposed, tlj was annoying, but he was also perceptive, and gentlemanly when he wanted to be. He was knowledgeable and funny and handsome. All in all a complete package that seemed too good for someone like him.

If there was one thing mf would complain about though, it would be the sex.

The sex was good, tlj knew what he was doing. Except he was always just so... Gentle. Despite multiple times mf saying he could be rougher, faster, *harder*. Tlj always insisted that they go slow, telling mf that he could be hurt if it were any rougher.

It made mf feel inadequate, in a way, wondering if tlj saw him as too weak, was he not a good bed partner, was he unable to satisfy his lover? Does tlj even enjoy it as much as mf does? All these questions go unanswered, as mf never had the guts to voice them.

It also came with the slightest hint of envy. Mf knew that lbh was half heavenly demon, being the son of tlj and all. And Shizun, forgive this disciple, always looked suitably wrecked after their nightly rendezvous. Mf felt just a little, just the tiniest bit of jealousy that despite him also having a heavenly demon partner, there was never anymore than a slight flush to him after sex.

So, one time, fueled by alcohol and nyy's awful advice, he got himself dolled up nicely, went into town in search for a poor victim he could use to goad tlj into jealousy. He did not mean to go any further than light flirting, knowing full well tlj could and would kill anyone who laid their hands on him, but enough so to get the demon angry enough that mf would finally get the roughness that he needs.

Except, that backfired terribly, as mf was pulled into an alcove, pushed up against the filthy wall, makeup smudged, dress ripped into nothing more than ribbons. His mouth open in apologies and begs for mercy and prayers for *more*, while his hands twitched and clawed against the wall for dear life. All while tlj fucked him like he was trying to mold mf's inside to his shape, to make sure the man was so utterly ruined he would never be able to sleep with anyone else ever again.

i’m going to be horny on main now

YOU ARE SO RIGHT MY FRIEND. WE NEED MORE SMUT IN OUR COZY LITTLE CORNER OF THE FANDOM. The only reason I’m not writing it is that I’m terrible at writing smut 😭🙌 but i nEED THEM PRESSED UP AGAINST EACH OTHER IN A COFFIN SOMEWHERE I NEED THEM BATHING IN POLLEN I WANT MING FAN TO GET RAILED LIKE HE’S LYING ON THE TRACKS OF A FAST TRAIN I WANT TO READ ABOUT THAT I WANT SMUTTY, BADLY WRITTEN ATTIC WIFE SCENARIOS I NEED THAT TOXIC CUM IS A DRUG AU YOU’VE SUGGESTED I WOULD DRINK THAT SHIT UP LIKE IT’S BETTER THAN WATER WE HAVE TO CORRUPT SO MANY PEOPLE TO WRITE TIANMING I HAVE BEEN HOPING TO GET PEOPLE INTO THIS SHIP ENOUGH TO JUST START WRITING SINCE THIS BLOG STARTED!!! I! WANT! MORE! TIANMING! SMUT!!!

Edit: i am a clown and apologize

You know since this is the horny thread yall (yes the 2 of you and the rest of yall wonderful lurkers who are either reading or politely moving on if its not to ur taste)

Yall should know (or rather, im telling and yall have no choice but to read my horny grip thoughts) that i actually headcanon tlj to be inclined to feminizing their partner as a bisexual who has really only gotten serious (to the point of knocking up) SXY. And also because the concept of stallion novel logic applied to TLJ and LBH is sO funny to me that im just like "no yea, this man does not quite know how to NOT use sex with cis-women as the frame of reference for papapa because the guy writing him is trying to appeal to the horny readers wanting to see some hetero papapa."

Anyways.

An au where. After some hijinks and papapa plot devices, ming fan and tlj ended up as an established couple. Everyone knows that they are a couple. And it was fine, mf supposed, tlj was annoying, but he was also perceptive, and gentlemanly when he wanted to be. He was knowledgeable and funny and handsome. All in all a complete package that seemed too good for someone like him.

If there was one thing mf would complain about though, it would be the sex.

The sex was good, tlj knew what he was doing. Except he was always just so... Gentle. Despite multiple times mf saying he could be rougher, faster, *harder*. Tlj always insisted that they go slow, telling mf that he could be hurt if it were any rougher.

It made mf feel inadequate, in a way, wondering if tlj saw him as too weak, was he not a good bed partner, was he unable to satisfy his lover? Does tlj even enjoy it as much as mf does? All these questions go unanswered, as mf never had the guts to voice them.

It also came with the slightest hint of envy. Mf knew that lbh was half heavenly demon, being the son of tlj and all. And Shizun, forgive this disciple, always looked suitably wrecked after their nightly rendezvous. Mf felt just a little, just the tiniest bit of jealousy that despite him also having a heavenly demon partner, there was never anymore than a slight flush to him after sex.

So, one time, fueled by alcohol and nyy's awful advice, he got himself dolled up nicely, went into town in search for a poor victim he could use to goad tlj into jealousy. He did not mean to go any further than light flirting, knowing full well tlj could and would kill anyone who laid their hands on him, but enough so to get the demon angry enough that mf would finally get the roughness that he needs.

Except, that backfired terribly, as mf was pulled into an alcove, pushed up against the filthy wall, makeup smudged, dress ripped into nothing more than ribbons. His mouth open in apologies and begs for mercy and prayers for *more*, while his hands twitched and clawed against the wall for dear life. All while tlj fucked him like he was trying to mold mf's inside to his shape, to make sure the man was so utterly ruined he would never be able to sleep with anyone else ever again.

i’m going to be horny on main now

YOU ARE SO RIGHT MY FRIEND. WE NEED MORE SMUT IN OUR COZY LITTLE CORNER OF THE FANDOM. The only reason I’m not writing it is that I’m terrible at writing smut 😭🙌 but i nEED THEM PRESSED UP AGAINST EACH OTHER IN A COFFIN SOMEWHERE I NEED THEM BATHING IN POLLEN I WANT MING FAN TO GET RAILED LIKE HE’S LYING ON THE TRACKS OF A FAST TRAIN I WANT TO READ ABOUT THAT I WANT SMUTTY, BADLY WRITTEN ATTIC WIFE SCENARIOS I NEED THAT TOXIC CUM IS A DRUG AU YOU’VE SUGGESTED I WOULD DRINK THAT SHIT UP LIKE IT’S BETTER THAN WATER WE HAVE TO CORRUPT SO MANY PEOPLE TO WRITE TIANMING I HAVE BEEN HOPING TO GET PEOPLE INTO THIS SHIP ENOUGH TO JUST START WRITING SINCE THIS BLOG STARTED!!! I! WANT! MORE! TIANMING! SMUT!!!

Edit: i am a clown and apologize

Anyways.

An au where. After some hijinks and papapa plot devices, ming fan and tlj ended up as an established couple. Everyone knows that they are a couple. And it was fine, mf supposed, tlj was annoying, but he was also perceptive, and gentlemanly when he wanted to be. He was knowledgeable and funny and handsome. All in all a complete package that seemed too good for someone like him.

If there was one thing mf would complain about though, it would be the sex.

The sex was good, tlj knew what he was doing. Except he was always just so... Gentle. Despite multiple times mf saying he could be rougher, faster, *harder*. Tlj always insisted that they go slow, telling mf that he could be hurt if it were any rougher.

It made mf feel inadequate, in a way, wondering if tlj saw him as too weak, was he not a good bed partner, was he unable to satisfy his lover? Does tlj even enjoy it as much as mf does? All these questions go unanswered, as mf never had the guts to voice them.

It also came with the slightest hint of envy. Mf knew that lbh was half heavenly demon, being the son of tlj and all. And Shizun, forgive this disciple, always looked suitably wrecked after their nightly rendezvous. Mf felt just a little, just the tiniest bit of jealousy that despite him also having a heavenly demon partner, there was never anymore than a slight flush to him after sex.

So, one time, fueled by alcohol and nyy's awful advice, he got himself dolled up nicely, went into town in search for a poor victim he could use to goad tlj into jealousy. He did not mean to go any further than light flirting, knowing full well tlj could and would kill anyone who laid their hands on him, but enough so to get the demon angry enough that mf would finally get the roughness that he needs.

Except, that backfired terribly, as mf was pulled into an alcove, pushed up against the filthy wall, makeup smudged, dress ripped into nothing more than ribbons. His mouth open in apologies and begs for mercy and prayers for *more*, while his hands twitched and clawed against the wall for dear life. All while tlj fucked him like he was trying to mold mf's inside to his shape, to make sure the man was so utterly ruined he would never be able to sleep with anyone else ever again.

i’m going to be horny on main now

YOU ARE SO RIGHT MY FRIEND. WE NEED MORE SMUT IN OUR COZY LITTLE CORNER OF THE FANDOM. The only reason I’m not writing it is that I’m terrible at writing smut 😭🙌 but i nEED THEM PRESSED UP AGAINST EACH OTHER IN A COFFIN SOMEWHERE I NEED THEM BATHING IN POLLEN I WANT MING FAN TO GET RAILED LIKE HE’S LYING ON THE TRACKS OF A FAST TRAIN I WANT TO READ ABOUT THAT I WANT SMUTTY, BADLY WRITTEN ATTIC WIFE SCENARIOS I NEED THAT TOXIC CUM IS A DRUG AU YOU’VE SUGGESTED I WOULD DRINK THAT SHIT UP LIKE IT’S BETTER THAN WATER WE HAVE TO CORRUPT SO MANY PEOPLE TO WRITE TIANMING I HAVE BEEN HOPING TO GET PEOPLE INTO THIS SHIP ENOUGH TO JUST START WRITING SINCE THIS BLOG STARTED!!! I! WANT! MORE! TIANMING! SMUT!!!

Edit: i am a clown and apologize

Anyways.

An au where. After some hijinks and papapa plot devices, ming fan and tlj ended up as an established couple. Everyone knows that they are a couple. And it was fine, mf supposed, tlj was annoying, but he was also perceptive, and gentlemanly when he wanted to be. He was knowledgeable and funny and handsome. All in all a complete package that seemed too good for someone like him.

If there was one thing mf would complain about though, it would be the sex.

The sex was good, tlj knew what he was doing. Except he was always just so... Gentle. Despite multiple times mf saying he could be rougher, faster, *harder*. Tlj always insisted that they go slow, telling mf that he could be hurt if it were any rougher.

It made mf feel inadequate, in a way, wondering if tlj saw him as too weak, was he not a good bed partner, was he unable to satisfy his lover? Does tlj even enjoy it as much as mf does? All these questions go unanswered, as mf never had the guts to voice them.

It also came with the slightest hint of envy. Mf knew that lbh was half heavenly demon, being the son of tlj and all. And Shizun, forgive this disciple, always looked suitably wrecked after their nightly rendezvous. Mf felt just a little, just the tiniest bit of jealousy that despite him also having a heavenly demon partner, there was never anymore than a slight flush to him after sex.

So, one time, fueled by alcohol and nyy's awful advice, he got himself dolled up nicely, went into town in search for a poor victim he could use to goad tlj into jealousy. He did not mean to go any further than light flirting, knowing full well tlj could and would kill anyone who laid their hands on him, but enough so to get the demon angry enough that mf would finally get the roughness that he needs.

Except, that backfired terribly, as mf was pulled into an alcove, pushed up against the filthy wall, makeup smudged, dress ripped into nothing more than ribbons. His mouth open in apologies and begs for mercy and prayers for *more*, while his hands twitched and clawed against the wall for dear life. All while tlj fucked him like he was trying to mold mf's inside to his shape, to make sure the man was so utterly ruined he would never be able to sleep with anyone else ever again.

i’m going to be horny on main now

YOU ARE SO RIGHT MY FRIEND. WE NEED MORE SMUT IN OUR COZY LITTLE CORNER OF THE FANDOM. The only reason I’m not writing it is that I’m terrible at writing smut 😭🙌 but i nEED THEM PRESSED UP AGAINST EACH OTHER IN A COFFIN SOMEWHERE I NEED THEM BATHING IN POLLEN I WANT MING FAN TO GET RAILED LIKE HE’S LYING ON THE TRACKS OF A FAST TRAIN I WANT TO READ ABOUT THAT I WANT SMUTTY, BADLY WRITTEN ATTIC WIFE SCENARIOS I NEED THAT TOXIC CUM IS A DRUG AU YOU’VE SUGGESTED I WOULD DRINK THAT SHIT UP LIKE IT’S BETTER THAN WATER WE HAVE TO CORRUPT SO MANY PEOPLE TO WRITE TIANMING I HAVE BEEN HOPING TO GET PEOPLE INTO THIS SHIP ENOUGH TO JUST START WRITING SINCE THIS BLOG STARTED!!! I! WANT! MORE! TIANMING! SMUT!!!

Edit: i am a clown and apologize

“YOU!!!”

“Bing’er?”

“YOU FUCKING BULLY!!!!”

Anyways.

An au where. After some hijinks and papapa plot devices, ming fan and tlj ended up as an established couple. Everyone knows that they are a couple. And it was fine, mf supposed, tlj was annoying, but he was also perceptive, and gentlemanly when he wanted to be. He was knowledgeable and funny and handsome. All in all a complete package that seemed too good for someone like him.

If there was one thing mf would complain about though, it would be the sex.

The sex was good, tlj knew what he was doing. Except he was always just so... Gentle. Despite multiple times mf saying he could be rougher, faster, *harder*. Tlj always insisted that they go slow, telling mf that he could be hurt if it were any rougher.

It made mf feel inadequate, in a way, wondering if tlj saw him as too weak, was he not a good bed partner, was he unable to satisfy his lover? Does tlj even enjoy it as much as mf does? All these questions go unanswered, as mf never had the guts to voice them.

It also came with the slightest hint of envy. Mf knew that lbh was half heavenly demon, being the son of tlj and all. And Shizun, forgive this disciple, always looked suitably wrecked after their nightly rendezvous. Mf felt just a little, just the tiniest bit of jealousy that despite him also having a heavenly demon partner, there was never anymore than a slight flush to him after sex.

So, one time, fueled by alcohol and nyy's awful advice, he got himself dolled up nicely, went into town in search for a poor victim he could use to goad tlj into jealousy. He did not mean to go any further than light flirting, knowing full well tlj could and would kill anyone who laid their hands on him, but enough so to get the demon angry enough that mf would finally get the roughness that he needs.

Except, that backfired terribly, as mf was pulled into an alcove, pushed up against the filthy wall, makeup smudged, dress ripped into nothing more than ribbons. His mouth open in apologies and begs for mercy and prayers for *more*, while his hands twitched and clawed against the wall for dear life. All while tlj fucked him like he was trying to mold mf's inside to his shape, to make sure the man was so utterly ruined he would never be able to sleep with anyone else ever again.

i’m going to be horny on main now

YOU ARE SO RIGHT MY FRIEND. WE NEED MORE SMUT IN OUR COZY LITTLE CORNER OF THE FANDOM. The only reason I’m not writing it is that I’m terrible at writing smut 😭🙌 but i nEED THEM PRESSED UP AGAINST EACH OTHER IN A COFFIN SOMEWHERE I NEED THEM BATHING IN POLLEN I WANT MING FAN TO GET RAILED LIKE HE’S LYING ON THE TRACKS OF A FAST TRAIN I WANT TO READ ABOUT THAT I WANT SMUTTY, BADLY WRITTEN ATTIC WIFE SCENARIOS I NEED THAT TOXIC CUM IS A DRUG AU YOU’VE SUGGESTED I WOULD DRINK THAT SHIT UP LIKE IT’S BETTER THAN WATER WE HAVE TO CORRUPT SO MANY PEOPLE TO WRITE TIANMING I HAVE BEEN HOPING TO GET PEOPLE INTO THIS SHIP ENOUGH TO JUST START WRITING SINCE THIS BLOG STARTED!!! I! WANT! MORE! TIANMING! SMUT!!!

“YOU!!!”

“Bing’er?”

“YOU FUCKING BULLY!!!!”

SXY and TLJ didn't die and did manage to run away with LBH, and LBH is a spoiled little shit demon that is raised to believe that if he wants something to persist until it's yours (TLJ's fault). And eventually he becomes emperor (TLJ's fault).

HHP is somehow revealed to be corrupt (cough cough Su Xiyan), so the sect is under the care of GYX. And for whatever reason he doesn't marry XGZ and they separate. Probably something to do with her finding out her dad was a terrible guy. Well, whatever.

The newest generation of the Cang Qiong Mountain Sect had ascended. MF is the new Qing Jing Peak Lord. And he has a similar thing where he trusts women more than men because ya boi loves making parallels between SJ!SQQ and MF. But ngl it probably came from SQQ's teachings

And since there's no SY, the world needs a single and desirable man to be the most wanted bachelorette. And, man I sure do love causing trouble for MF.

Now the dilemma is poor Junshang and Sect Leader Gongyi don't have a mean wife that can manhandle them. Woe is them.

Luckily, there's an ice cold beauty (you can take away my pretty adult MF away from my cold dead hands. im at your window. im biting your computer wires) on a mountain that is known for throwing men off his mountain when they come along for his hand.

Unfortunately for MF, he feels sudden doom approaching him. He is already dealing with the Bai Zhan peak lord (its YYX) coming every day to ask for his hand in marriage. Bai Zhan are such brutes, it couldn't be worse.

So he tells his good friend, the Xian Shu peak lord (it's LMY), about his woes without realizing she's thinking about how a good pegging might fix him but also how she would pay to watch him get destroyed.

Good thing his great childhood friend, Ning Yingying, is there to comfort him (she wants him too). He has such great friends.

Idk I just believe the women would be better at hiding their attraction then the men.

Later on GYX meets MF and he starts trying to court him. MF throws him off the mountain repeatedly. It becomes known the HHP's sect leader is trying to seduce the new QJPL.

Xiao Gongzhu hears about her ex-fiance moving on from her and she's livid. She makes it her life's purpose to snipe MF from GYX to make him jealous. And MF gets another person as his door trying to seduce him.

And then like idk the sects meet with LBH to negotiate a peace treaty. LBH was about to decline until he sees the QJPL stomp a demon flat on the ground after it tried biting him. Obviously, LBH is enamored with the cold-hearted peak lord and agrees with the peace treaty and shamelessly flirts with MF right there in the middle of the meeting.

SHL is pissed that Junshang made it impossible to mess with humans just for a man and decides fuck Junshang and gets touchy with MF (both to mess with LBH and get closer to LMY). And since MF is softer with women, he doesn't immediately throw her off.

And because why not, we also have zhufan. Like idk MF probably saved one of ZZL's snakes or him in his freaky snake form. But yeah, we're throwing another heavenly demon into the mix.

So anyway with MF being harassed by 8 people.

Is it a polycule? ... I don't trust them to not kill each other to be completely honest.

Who wins MF over at the end? Idk. Dealer's choice... Wait I'm the dealer. Well, probably not SHL. She's only here to ragebait Junshang.