tripped in front of the entire royal court carrying soup fuck my stupid squire life

Reminding my knight how much stronger he is than me and how easy it would be for him to overpower me, but he won't because he knows his place is below me. Which means I can humiliate him however I want

fumbled the queen but i still have to remain in her service because of my oath for life. so its just really awkward now all the time. fuck my stupid chivalrous life

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

You can always lock in, but can lock out ? Can you be whimsical? Can you be silly? Can you chill the fuck out? That’s important too

in a classroom full of reposts i’m a reblog

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

don’t contact me. ever

could AI generate this sincere and loving heart

your email means nothing to me

Soon enough the cigarette emoji 🚬 will go the same way as the real gun emoji and they will replace it with Blue Raspberry Ice Sour Fuck 9000 Disposable Vape

I am a crazy bitch but it’s normal to me so really ur the problem

who wants to meet at the river and drown me