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getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

sometimes you can tell how much someone loves dragon age by how much they hate dragon age

What fandom, you ask? All of them. There’s not enough in any fandom.

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

hehehe yay

i do not “delete sentences” when they start “hindering the plot” i COPY PASTE THEM into a SEPARATE DOC made just for keeping all my USELESS LINES that i will also NEVER USE so therefore i should JUST DELETE THEM but i DONT because id FEEL BAD if i did

You don't actually have to kill your darlings. You can just put them in the oubliette #myoubliette

anyone have that picture with the 100 pool toy baltos. Its like a modern terracotta army

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

I see your "Claudia and Madeleine's hell is being unable to see each other" and I raise you "Claudia's hell is being unable to see Madeleine, while Madeleine's is being able to see Claudia endlessly looking for her and being completely unable to make her aware of her presence."