2d: what seems to be the problem officer?
police officer: please get out of my car

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2d: what seems to be the problem officer?
police officer: please get out of my car

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interviewer: and murdoc, can you tell us about your family?
murdoc: yes, i have one.
murdoc: i like your pants
2d: thanks, i got them 50% off
murdoc: id like then better 100% off
2d: muds, they can't just give away clothes for free
murdoc:
2d: that's a terrible way to run a business
2d, holding a big box: what would you say if i came home with an entire colony of bees
russel:
russel: whats in the box
2d:
russel: 2d, whats in the box
2d, as the box buzzes: answer the question faster
isn't that that green dude from the monkeys band

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murdoc: i have a really good memory, name one time i forgot something
2d: you forgot me at the gas station once
murdoc: that was on purpose, try again
2d: small creatures are more vicious because they have less space to keep their anger
russel: that's stupid, name one example
2d: spider
noodle: wasps
murdoc: scorpion
2d: murdoc
(i haven't posted for the rest of their birthdays, sorry but..) happy birthday to this satanic green man!!! 🤍
murdoc: hello everybody, today my band mate called me short so i'm starting a kickstarter to put her down
murdoc: benefits of killing her would be i get bullied way less
murdoc, dropping 2d off at the airport: have a safe flight
2d: i don't have a say in that really
murdoc: okay, die then

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2d: if me and murdoc were drowning, who would you save?
russel: you two can't swim?
murdoc: it's a hypothetical question, who would you save?
russel: my time and effort
interviewer: 2d, a fan wants to know if you have any relationship advice?
2d: well, it's good to remember that a good romance starts with a good friendship
murdoc: and a bad romance starts with "ra ra ah ah ah ro ma ro ma ma ga ga ooh la la"
2d, playing with murdoc's hair: you're so cute :)
murdoc, head in 2d's lap and half asleep: i could literally beat you up right now
2d, softly: i know :)
noodle: can we talk about the company wide email you just sent out?
murdoc: it's a critical update
2d: it just says "i'm back on my bullshit"
murdoc: people need to know
russel: truth or dare?
2d: truth
russel: how many hours of sleep have you gotten in the past week?
2d: dare
russel: go to sleep
2d: i no longer enjoy this game

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murdoc: man blowjobs sure are a mouthful
noodle: dude that joke was hard to swallow
2d: penis
murdoc: thanks for contributing
interviewer: mr.niccals, how about releasing your phone number to the fans so they can ask questions as well?
murdoc, visibly texting: i don't have a phone, sorry