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I've never seen any star trek in my life but I just woke up from a dream on which it was suggested that Kirk ought to be allowed to carry a "tiny Spock knife," ie a tiny knife that can be brandished meaningfully at Spock whenever he's being being a bit much

lets start blair witching it in the corner. together

in retrospect it's pretty funny that the most used computer port for many years just completely sucked shit to the point of there being normie memes about it

I mean when your biggest tech issue is "takes an extra 10 seconds (at most) to plug in if you're not paying attention" that's pretty good! Imagine if you had a printer and the printer's biggest problem was that the paper took a few tries to insert into the tray. You'd want to fuck that printer.

I'd want to fuck that printer.

Laughing when feeding ducks = legend move