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Text of tweet under the cut because it is loooong.
But... Stochastic Parrots.
it's strictly platonic (we interact only with intangible, unchanging, idealized concepts of one another)

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Opposable thumbs are handy
Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything
Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything
Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything
Sometimes I really want to read a short summary of what to expect from a game with a very particular description that CATER to my OWN SPECIFIC interests, so here we go.
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what to expect from ASTROLOGASTER (this is from the itch.io justice bundle!)
You play as Simon, an astrologer that uses stars reading to cure people (finding out what is their illness)
The game has beautiful drawing and you play it like a book.
There is voiced dialogue and each character and scene is introduced with a song
Elizabethan England
The game works like this: you need the approval of your clients to become an actual doctor, and you meet different people
You read the stars which give you different options, ex. “You have indigestion”, “You are pregnant” etc.
You choose one and the client is happy/angry at you. Sometimes you can actually give them the truth, sometimes it might be more beneficial for Simon to lie to them
Simon is not a good character! He is kind of a jerk, so expect to hare him!
Some amazing secondary female characters
Different consequences and things happening based on your choices
plot? You have to get enough experience and letters of recommendations to become an actual doctor gameplay? choosing different diagnosis Characters? A lot!! Each recurring character (patients) is very well written and has some hints and secrets that you will have to uncover (and will be able to uncover… or not)

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The Expression
life is so hard when you love being competent and knowledgeable and helpful but you also love slacking off
[ID: A Mastadon post by Christopher Phin. It shows a font where each letter of the alphabet is a capitalized bubble letter with the lowercase form of the letter included in the linework. The text of the post reads, "Suddenly and viscerally obsessed with these letterforms. Why has that never occurred to me, and why is it the first time I'm seeing the idea?? (Font is ALS Lamon by Dmitry Lamonov)" /end ID]
Original source (Mastodon post)
Christopher Phin also posted a Cyrillic version that Dmitry Lamonov (Дмитрий Ламонов) created:
"In 2017, [Lamonov] created the outlined / neon display typeface family ALS Lamon (published at Art Lebedev), which won an award at Granshan 2017 and at TDC Typeface Design 2018 (where credit is only given to Artemy Lebedev who was trhe [sic] art director of the project)." (source) Lamonov is a Russian artist and designer: Instagram Facebook
it's also significant that almost all of the letters are drawn with a single line where possible
Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
Might I add:
The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed
The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child
The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship
The adventures of a space roomba
Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)
I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head
hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):
The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)
The Monster of Sentan
The Witch’s Cat
Raise Both Children
Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)
Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)
My Arch Nemesis Cynthia
Pirates and Mermaid
Eindred and the Witch
The Demon King
The Cornerwitch
Grandmother Beetroot
Apocalypse Daycare Worker
Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon
New Year Saga
A Story About Changelings
Ranger in the King’s Forest
The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit
Goblin Men (Canines)
I am in love with you /p
Adding Faceblind Prince Charming and Cinderella
21. The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship
22. The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed
adding the Doctors Without Borders one
I LOVE tumblr storytime, so here’s a bunch more your weekend reading. Enjoy!
24. The Queen with Three Cursed Children
25. Tiny Dragon with one coin hoard
26. Haunted house
27. Shark hero was about to go rogue
28. Grandma lives in the woods comic
29. A Different Aftermath comic
30. Battery (microstory but I love it so much)
31. It’s A Date comic
32. Supervillian kidnaps rival’s kid and they want to stay
33. Narrative Town
34. I have been hired to clean the wizard tower comic
35. Robot Apocalypse
36. The Statues That Do Not Weather
37. Kushiel
38. Tooth Fairy
39. Alien abduction
40. Felonious wish-granting
41. When humans met actual space orcs
42. Space cousins
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If you're a longtime Spore enjoyer like myself, I'm sure you've seen these videos or others like them, where invisible limbs (either with vanilla glitches or from the Dark Injection mod) are utilized to make creatures that float above the ground, giving them the illusion that they're flying (or swimming).
But the most well-known, "tried and true" method has always felt a bit...
... janky.
This is achieved by attaching a single invisible limb to the front of the creature, which causes it to walk by hopping on that invisible leg. The single-legged walk cycle gives the appearance that the creature is flapping itself up and down, either flying with its wings or swimming by propelling its tail. The length and angle of the leg changes the stride, and in turn changes the speed of the "flight".
However, I'm not satisfied with my dragon being so floppy. It might work fine for some creatures, but the exaggerated animation is simply too exaggerated for my tastes.
So I've done some experimenting. The method I came up with a couple years ago isn't too different, but it has three feet instead of one.
This smoother motion is definitely an improvement, and it's what I use for most of my floaty creatures. Yet, I still wasn't satisfied with this dragon's flight. The tail still feels a bit too floppy, and it looks like it's leading with its chest rather than flying with its wings, as if it's being dragged along by something.
This design proved to be a winner! The wings look more like they're providing powered flight, and the floppiness level of the rear is more appropriate. The legs are a bit cumbersome, but since they're invisible limbs, they won't render when the creature is encountered in-game.
But as I was composing this post, I thought to myself...
can I make the wings truly flap?
The answer is yes, it can be done!
With another pair of invisible legs attached at the elbow joint of the wings, each with three feet, this dragon has truly taken flight! It certainly isn't perfect, but considering the capabilities and limits of Spore, I'd say it's pretty damn good.
The limb that creates the wing, the one which these new invisible legs are attached to, isn't just cosmetic--it's a fully functional wing limb from the Unshackled mod (check out my review of the mod here!). The wing limb provides the creature with the glide ability, complete with animation. Miraculously, even with these invisible legs attached, the wing limb animates exactly as it should. I really did not expect that.
So there you have it: a dragon in Spore that is fully capable of flight, both in animation and ability.
...I will say, it's deeply fascinating that the Spore community has basically re-created the sort of techniques practical effects folks would use for puppetry with wire removal/green-screen due to the limitations of their medium.
this one is for my stem girlies