accidentally let slip "you will be buried in my pyramid when I die" to a coworker last week btw

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

when a mommy and daddy love eachother vrry much a stork will show up and they will have an inter-species 3 way and its very horrible how your father pounds the cloaca, but if thats what god wants, who am i to argue?

@commodityproduction

tiramisu

reblogging this to add that I often think about the old man yaoi mangaka on bluesky who said "the phrase that finally convinced me that the English language is truly beautiful was 'this shit is so ass'"

I wish I could give the miis internalized homophobja