Study of Clouds with a Sunset near Rome, (detail), (1786 - 1801) by Simon Alexandre Clément Denis (Flemish, 1755 – 1813), oil on paper, 338 mm (13.30 in) x 394 mm (15.51 in), Getty Center, Los Angeles

EXPECTATIONS
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
untitled
𓃗
we're not kids anymore.
h

Fai_Ryy

shark vs the universe
tumblr dot com

Product Placement
🪼
Today's Document

Discoholic 🪩
almost home
Monterey Bay Aquarium
noise dept.
seen from Netherlands

seen from United States
seen from Germany

seen from Thailand
seen from India
seen from Philippines

seen from China

seen from United Kingdom

seen from Egypt
seen from Spain
seen from Germany
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Greece
seen from United Kingdom

seen from Netherlands
seen from Netherlands
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States
@cakebeam
Study of Clouds with a Sunset near Rome, (detail), (1786 - 1801) by Simon Alexandre Clément Denis (Flemish, 1755 – 1813), oil on paper, 338 mm (13.30 in) x 394 mm (15.51 in), Getty Center, Los Angeles

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
For evidence that Terry Pratchett understood humanity on a deep and fundamental level, look no further than the breed history of Dalmatians, because that shit is straight out of Discworld.
Someone ask me how Dalmatians became associated with fire departments, it’s fucking hilarious.
I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU TO ENABLE ME.
So, Dalmatians are at their core a stagecoach guardian. That’s what they were initially developed as.
(This can take people by surprise when they get a Dalmatian as a pet, sometimes. Mind you, some show-line Dalmatians are bound to perfectly nice pet-quality dogs who don’t have much of the actual breed instinct left; but these are not meant to be low-energy dogs, and they’re not at all programmed to be super friendly toward strangers by default.)
So, they’re stagecoach guardians; a well-bred, breed-typical Dalmatian was meant to run alongside a stagecoach for…basically ever, and to snap at anyone who got close enough to threaten the coach or risk getting in the horses’ way.
A brief digression away from dogs for a second, to talk about pre-automobile fire departments.
The essential detail here is that we’ve had fire departments since basically ever (and they were….not infrequently straight-up protection rackets of the “nice place you got here. shame if it caught fire and nobody was willing to come put it out for you” variety, but that’s another story). And we’ve had fire engines for much longer than we’ve had automobiles.
These fire engines (here’s one example) would be drawn by a team of horses, as fast as they could manage in the streets, to the scene of a fire once the alarm was raised, same as today. They’d have bells clanging and alarms going off, same as today. And, same as today, once they got to the fire, all the firemen on board would pour off, throw on the brakes so the engine didn’t roll away, and, you know, focus on fighting the fire.
At which point, because people have always been people
There was a very real problem in which bystanders would steal the fucking horses.
Like…these were powerful, fast-but-strong, extremely well-trained coach horses! They were valuable as hell! And it’s not like you’re stealing the fire engine, after all, right? It’s parked, taking the horses doesn’t mean the building burns down or whatever, you’re just….gonna walk off with them all casual-like.
So obviously, fire departments would prefer to not have to constantly purchase expensive horses and train them to be safe around fire all the time. So they needed guard dogs to watch the horses while they were distracted by the burning building. And the dogs needed to be nimble–no big slow heavy mastiffs–and able to keep up, and have an intrinsic instinct to guard horses. And if they were easy to (haha) spot coming, even better.
So yeah.
Dalmatians are firehouse dogs because opportunistic thieves were doing the 1800s equivalent of stealing fire engine hubcaps and putting the pump up on cinderblocks while everyone was looking the other way.
GNU Terry Pratchett.
Work pro tip 📢📢
I will have this as a print at SMASH next week!
another week of whatever the fuck this shit is

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING (2021 - ) ↳ 2.09 Sparring Partners
This piece will be displayed at Boji Gallery in Shibuya, Japan starting July 18 in their summer themed exhibition! I’m so excited to have my work displayed in an area that shaped the fashion that inspires so much of my art!
This watercolor piece was inspired by my childhood summer vacations and the colorful souvenirs I would collect! 🐠🩷
The original painting is available at my Etsy shop, kaitlynillustrations.etsy.com 🎀

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Only Murders in the Building ◆ 1x06 "To Protect and Serve"
Just to be clear, Oscar Wilde was not just antisemitic in his book The Picture of Dorian Gray. He wrote disgusting portrayals of Jewish people in multiple works he printed. No, this was not written from a character's perspective. It was his perspective. He was a racist. He was a racist till his death.
Somehow this dead white guy is still not cancelled and it truly feels if you're an attractive gay white man you just get to be off the hook for everything in the LGBT community. He's dead. You can hurt his feelings.
sapphic stickersheet 🌸
William Etty's Male Nude, with Arms Up-Stretched (1828) revamped by Astra Zero
I hate cigarettes so much I hate that smoking is becoming cool again I hate that we're becoming contrarian hipsters about this disgusting habit that has literally killed so many people and destroyed so many lives I'm so serious we need to become absolute killjoys about this again it's time to go 90s scolds on cigarettes until the scourge is wiped out entirely.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
the smell of a campfire makes me so happy
New England Headlands
Artist: Childe Hassam (American, 1859–1935)
Date: 1899
Medium: Oil on canvas
Collection: Art Institute of Chicago, Chicago, IL, United States
Description
This panoramic landscape depicts one of Childe Hassam’s favorite destinations: Gloucester, Massachusetts. During the summer months Gloucester was home to many artists, who, like Hassam, chose to emphasize its picturesque aspects, such as its quaint buildings and sailing vessels, rather than its fish-processing plants. The composition exhibits Hassam’s broken brushwork and his use of bare canvas, particularly in the foreground. Bright, saturated blues and crisp whites add to the maritime tenor of the work, while the square canvas highlights its architectural quality and harmoniously organized space.